My kids think I’m a bit dense. You might assume this would irritate me, but surprisingly, it doesn’t. In fact, I encourage it!
I feel incredibly lucky to have married a man who can tackle complex math problems in his head and effortlessly rattle off the periodic table on command. Why is this a blessing? Because when my third grader struggles with her math homework, I can simply say, “Go ask Daddy!”
Sure, he can play the part of a total goofball whenever he wants, but that’s just his secret identity. A couple of weekends ago, he turned our kitchen into a science lab “for the kids.” He was like a kid in a candy store, launching paper airplanes across the house using just fishing line and a balloon. There was no school project behind it; he was just bored and being a fantastic dad.
When it comes to science fair projects, we’re off the charts. Pre-calc, algebra, trigonometry, physics… “Daddy will be home soon. Want to see Mommy juggle in the meantime?” Here’s the kicker: I have a Master of Science degree, and he doesn’t. Funny how life plays out, right?
If Daddy’s not around, I turn to the next best thing: the internet. “Great question, sweetheart… you should check that one out online!”
I remember reading a book about the sun to my kids, you know, that big shiny ball in the sky. I thought I was doing something great by picking a non-fiction book from the library to spark their curiosity. Instead, I found myself answering days of questions like, “Mom, if the sun is going to burn out someday, what will happen to the world? Don’t people need the sun to live? When is the sun going to burn out, Mom? Tomorrow?” Terrified kids? Check. Now I’m terrified too because honestly, I have NO idea when the sun is going to fizzle out. I wish I hadn’t picked that silly book because ignorance is bliss.
From now on, all such questions will be directed to their father. If they need to know what time school starts, where their shoes are, or the difference between “seen” and “saw,” they can come find me. More wine, please!
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In summary, while I may seem clueless to my kids, it’s all part of the parenting game. I let my husband shine in the academic department, and I handle the everyday questions while savoring the joys of motherhood—preferably with a glass of wine in hand!