Dear Little One,
I get it; you adore your baby sister and want to give her all the love in the world. But squeezing her too tight? Not so much. She isn’t a stuffed animal, and her insides really prefer to stay inside. You’re making the baby cry.
I know your fascination with ears is at an all-time high, and you think pinching them is a fun game. Spoiler alert: It’s not. No one enjoys that, especially not the baby. You’re making her cry.
I understand you were simply trying to quench her thirst with a splash of water, but I assure you, her mouth isn’t on top of her head. Now she’s drenched! You’re making the baby cry.
In your quest to chase imaginary bandits on your trusty stick horse, the baby got caught in the crossfire. Oops! You knocked her down and gave her a whack. You’re making the baby cry.
I know you wanted to give her a little boost to help her stand, but her legs aren’t quite ready for that, and your technique needs some work, my dear. She’s not a rag doll. You’re making the baby cry.
Your idea of a hug went a little overboard and turned into a mini wrestling match. She wasn’t ready for your Sumo-style love, and now she’s in tears. You’re making the baby cry.
You thought you were helping by feeding her, but guess what? Onion skins aren’t on the baby menu! They tend to stick to the roof of her mouth, and now she’s crying. You’re making the baby cry.
Cuddling seemed like a great idea, but when you decided to climb into her crib and tumble onto her, you frightened her more than you know. You’re making the baby cry.
I get that you were mimicking Mommy when she lovingly nibbles on her chubby thigh, but trust me, teeth weren’t part of her approach. You’re making the baby cry.
You wanted to teach her how to catch, but now she has a bruise to remember you by. Maybe next time, try a softer approach? You’re making the baby cry.
I know you haven’t quite grasped the concept of pinching yet. It hurts, sweetie! You’re making the baby cry.
I understand you have a whole treasure trove of toys, but she was playing with that one first. Sharing is caring, my little treasure hunter! You’re making the baby cry.
You thought you were being helpful by getting her dressed, but ramming her head through the buttons? That’s a no-go. You’re making the baby cry.
I appreciate your generosity in offering her a treat, but chocolate is a bit much for her age. Now I’m the bad guy for taking it away, and there’s chocolate everywhere. You’re making the baby cry.
You thought it would be fun to play hide-and-seek, but hiding her under a blanket is not her idea of a good time. You’re making the baby cry.
I know you instructed her to run before you shot the arrow, but she can’t even crawl yet! You’re making the baby cry.
So, my lovely little whirlwind, I recognize how much you cherish your baby sister and that you’re just a tad confused about why she cries when she hears your excited voice. But for the love of all that is holy, give the baby a break! Because you’re making the baby cry.
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In summary, while your enthusiasm is heartwarming, a little gentleness goes a long way.