Hello, fellow book lovers! I’m here to admit something: I’ve never been one to pre-order a book. Since becoming a parent, my reading habits have taken a nosedive. I typically pick up a book only after numerous friends insist I absolutely must read it. Then it ends up sitting on my nightstand, gathering dust for months.
So, I realize it’s a bit cheeky of me to ask you to pre-order my book. But bear with me! You might wonder why you should commit now instead of waiting a month. Well, here’s the scoop! Pre-orders are crucial—they help bookstores decide whether to stock it and guide my publisher on my book tour stops. I’m covering most of the East Coast but would love to venture out to Texas and beyond! Plus, it’s just ten bucks online, while the in-store price is five dollars more. And don’t forget: all pre-sales contribute to the book’s first-week sales numbers.
Still not convinced? Let me sweeten the deal for you:
- Order your copy before March 31 and snag a hand-signed, limited edition bookplate and bookmark. If you’ve already placed an order, you’re still in the running! Just fill out a quick form, and your goodies will arrive in about eight weeks.
- Got a book club? Pre-order ten copies before March 31, and you’ll receive a Scary Mommy Book Club Pack! This includes ten bookmarks, recipe cards for a signature cocktail and dessert, ten signed bookplates, ten copies of the Scary Mommy Manifesto, five cupcake toppers, and The Scary Mommy Confessions game. Just send your order confirmation to get your pack!
- Want to throw a fabulous bash? Pre-order thirty books before March 31, and I’ll hook you up with a Scary Mommy Party Pack. Perfect for a baby shower, birthday celebration, or girls’ night! Your package will include the Scary Mommy Confessions game, thirty cupcake toppers, recipe cards, a cute onesie, thirty signed bookplates, a shopping list for other party essentials, and a CD with downloadable invitations and more. I wish I could have this party every weekend—trust me, you’ll love it!
Honestly, even I would consider pre-ordering a book with these perks in mind. There’s really no good reason not to, is there?
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In summary, pre-ordering my book isn’t just a nice gesture; it’s an opportunity for you to receive some exclusive goodies while helping me along the way. Let’s make this happen together!