- The enchanting glare that can turn rowdy kids back into well-behaved angels in a heartbeat.
- The knack for politely declining requests for volunteering, event hosting, or those never-ending carpool runs.
- The ability to deliver an enthusiastic fake gasp when presented with a “work of art” from art class, no matter how questionable it is.
- The cleverness to discreetly recycle that said artwork without anyone noticing.
- The insight to predict which toys will lead to heartbreak and which ones will keep a child blissfully entertained for hours.
- The self-control to resist handing over the iPhone as a quick fix for boredom.
- The skill of mastering the art of sleeping with your eyes open, especially during school performances when other kids take the stage.
- The authoritative voice that clearly communicates that you’re serious and it’s time for action—now!
- The wisdom to understand that glitter is a permanent resident in your home and balloons are a recipe for tears, no matter the occasion.
- The realization that every frustrating phase your child goes through will pass, only to be replaced by a new one that’s just as challenging.
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To summarize, motherhood requires a unique blend of skills ranging from emotional intelligence to the ability to navigate the chaos of childhood. Embracing these skills can make the journey a bit smoother, even if it’s often filled with ups and downs.