How to Embrace the Feeling of Being Really Old (Sorry, Not Sorry)

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Ah, the joys of aging. Remember when you were the youthful couple, the trendsetters among your friends? That was me and my partner, Alex. We tied the knot at 18 and were the first in our circle to dive into parenthood, often hearing, “You’re just kids!” from perplexed onlookers. It felt great to be seen as the young ones, and sometimes we even added a few years to our ages just to dodge any awkwardness.

But then, out of nowhere, it all changed.

Just recently, during a family road trip where our kids took control of the playlist (yes, we wore out that Taylor Swift CD), I had a shocking realization: my daughter, Emma, is now closer to being 22 than I am. TWENTY TWO! That carefree, vibrant time of my life feels like it was just yesterday, yet here’s my child approaching it faster than I can process. Thanks a lot, Taylor, for that rude awakening.

It’s been weeks, and I can’t shake off this sobering truth. So, if I have to endure this existential crisis, why not share the pain? After all, isn’t that what blogging is about? Go ahead and brace yourself…

  1. Remember the baby from the Nirvana album cover? He’s 21 now and probably using that moment of fame to impress someone at a bar, where he can legally enjoy a drink.
  2. The iconic Ross and Rachel kiss? That’s 18 years in the past. I can hardly believe it.
  3. Songs from Pearl Jam and Soundgarden are now classified as classic rock.
  4. You might recall the fact that the human head weighs eight pounds. But did you know that Jonathan Lipnicki from Jerry Maguire has grown up and now looks like a full-fledged adult?
  5. Kids born in 1997 are now able to drive—legally, no less!
  6. The album Blood Sugar Sex Magik debuted 22 years ago. A baby conceived while that was playing is now 21, likely sharing a drink with the Nirvana baby.
  7. The Challenger disaster? That was 27 years ago.
  8. The kids you used to babysit are now married with children of their own. (Yep, the ones I watched are all grown up. Ouch.)
  9. Johnny Depp has officially turned 50.
  10. And here we are, embracing adulthood. Sorry, not sorry.

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In conclusion, while getting older can be a shock, it’s also a time for reflection and growth. Embrace it, laugh about it, and remember that we’re all in this together.


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