There are few things more disheartening than the conclusion of my maternity leave. Sure, binge-watching “The Notebook” during my period or weighing myself right after a buffet feast can be sad, but this? This is on a whole new level. I’ve spent the last several months forging a deep bond with my second child, understanding his needs, witnessing his milestones, and cherishing every giggle and tear. Let’s not forget the significant relationship I’ve developed with my couch and Netflix during this period—it’s been truly special.
Despite my love for my job, the thought of returning to full-time work fills me with immense sadness. It seems others have access to a calendar and are eager to remind me about my impending return to the office. Honestly, I wish they’d treat this topic like politics or religion—best left unmentioned in casual chats. However, I’ve come to understand that’s not going to happen. The well-meaning but misguided comments I receive from so-called “supportive” individuals only highlight the need for some compassion toward a hormonal, postpartum mom.
Let me give you a crash course on what not to say to a mother on the brink of going back to work:
Do you really have to go back to work?
Going back to work is a lot like shaving my legs. Is it a legal requirement? No. Should I do it so my partner doesn’t mistake me for Bigfoot? Absolutely. Should I return to work to avoid putting my finances in jeopardy? Most likely. It’s not my ideal scenario, but it’s the reality, so please don’t amplify my emotional struggle by implying I have a choice and am making a poor one.
Who are you going to trust with your kids?
Unless Nanny McPhee is available and Kate Middleton isn’t hogging all the best caregivers, I’ll just have to rely on my own instincts. I’ve seen enough news reports and episodes of “Law & Order: SVU” to know that I can’t drop my kids off just anywhere. I have high standards! Please have a little faith in my judgement.
It’ll be harder on you than the kids.
Thanks for the reassurance! It’s so comforting to consider that my children won’t even notice my absence. If that’s the case, maybe I should book that world sailing trip I’ve always dreamed of. I can just imagine them writing to me from their new homes while they forget my name!
Saying goodbye will get easier.
Not as easy as saying goodbye to this conversation. Just a tip: get your waterproof mascara ready!
You’ll find the perfect balance between work and motherhood.
Oh, absolutely! If being a woman has taught me anything, it’s that the world is just waiting to bend over backwards to accommodate our needs. Finding that balance is as simple as locating a diamond necklace tossed overboard in Titanic, right?
It’s great you’re going back to work; you’ll be a role model for your daughter.
Just birthing a seven-pound human from my body is pretty admirable too. I’ve taught her how to love, to say “please” and “thank you,” and even how to use the potty. If that’s not role model material, I don’t know what is! Plus, I vote and pay taxes—those are great examples for any child.
You’ll enjoy adult interaction outside the home.
Just because I’m currently a “stay-at-home mom” doesn’t mean I’m stuck at home. I love spontaneous trips to Target (after naps, of course) and I’m on a first-name basis with the local children’s librarians. Trust me, I’m not lacking in activities or adult conversations!
Work for a few years and then reevaluate.
That’s the plan! Luckily, I’m in a field where I can earn enough in just a few years to support my kids. Of course, we can’t forget about college and weddings and all those other expenses that come with raising children.
The time you spend with them will be more meaningful.
You’re right; right now I’m just scrolling through Facebook between diaper changes. But every moment spent with my kids, no matter how mundane, is meaningful. Motherhood is significant regardless of whether we work or stay at home. Just be supportive and skip the judgment—trust me, we’re already feeling enough pressure as it is.
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In summary, returning to work after maternity leave is an emotional journey filled with challenges and societal pressures. While it’s a topic that many might find easy to discuss, it’s essential to approach it with sensitivity and understanding. Motherhood is a profound experience, and it deserves respect, whether we’re at home or in the workplace.
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