In the world of parenting, we often find ourselves drowning in a sea of words. Did you know that men use around 7,000 words daily, while women clock in at about 20,000? And mothers? Well, let’s just say they could easily hit the astronomical figure of 2,846,325 words a day—most of which are likely the same phrases on a loop. Phrases like, “Put your backpack away,” “Pick up your shoes,” “Make your bed,” and, “I’m not going to ask you again.”
Honestly, many of us parents are exhausted from talking, and I’m pretty sure our kids feel the same way about listening. So, I’ve decided to embark on a Word Strike. My new motto? “Less talking, more expression!”
Let’s explore how to use our faces instead of our voices.
Facial Expression A: The “Seriously?” Look
This look is perfect for those moments when you’re on the brink of a meltdown after repeating yourself for the umpteenth time. It’s your silent way of saying, “If I have to remind you once more, I might just explode.”
Real World Application:
- After asking your child to put away their shoes for the 17th time.
- When you remind them to feed the dog for the 14th time, yet the dish remains empty.
- When your child claims to have brushed their teeth, while evidence of “Sweater Teeth” tells a different story.
Facial Expression B: The “Do I look amused?” Look
This versatile expression can convey several messages. It can mean, “Try me again,” “You’re in trouble when the guests leave,” or simply, “You’re digging your own grave, keep it up!”
Real World Application:
- When your child thinks it’s funny to call attention to their bodily functions.
- If they’re misbehaving in public, and you’re silently plotting their demise.
Facial Expression C: The “Are you serious?” Look
Use this look with tweens or any child who constantly argues or suggests their own ideas. The head tilt and “bitch brow” are key components for maximum effect.
Real World Application:
- Anytime you speak, and they respond with an eye roll.
Facial Expression D: The “Wow, a miracle!” Look
This expression is reserved for those rare moments of compliance. It’s like finding hidden treasure.
Real World Application:
- When you ask your child to do something, and they say “Yes, Mom.”
- When they actually do their own laundry without being told!
In conclusion, you can also try out a weekend Word Strike to give your voice a break and your kids a chance to guess what you want. Because honestly, who needs a verbal battle when you have the power of a well-timed eyebrow raise or an intense stare?
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Summary
Parenting can be overwhelming with all the words we often feel compelled to use. Instead, consider taking a break from talking and rely on your facial expressions to communicate with your kids. By mastering various looks, you can effectively convey your feelings without uttering a single word.