Back to School: Pottery Barn Kids Edition

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As the summer sun begins to wane, the eagerly anticipated back-to-school catalog from Pottery Barn Kids and Teens has landed in mailboxes everywhere (yes, even in July!). Finally, we can escape the dreaded thought of having to purchase all our school essentials from that somewhat infamous red bullseye store, which shall remain nameless but is often pronounced with a faux French flair. Who really wants to buy a lunchbox in the same place they shop for personal hygiene products?

So, when I discovered that glossy catalog nestled in my mailbox, I practically danced into my home, thrilled to explore all the stylish items my kids and my living space currently lack. If you’re anything like me, you might enjoy feeling just a tad out of touch with parenting trends. Let’s dive into the world of back-to-school shopping, Pottery Barn Kids style!

1. Bento Lunch Boxes are a Must

Forget the classic PB&J; your child’s lunch needs to be presented in a $50 stainless steel bento box, ideally crafted by Whole Foods chefs. Because losing a cheap Ziploc container is annoying, but losing this trendy lunchbox? Now that’s a tragedy.

2. Home Office Goals

Every young scholar needs their own workspace, complete with a $700 leather chair, vintage suitcases from thrift shops, and industrial lighting that gives off a “prison chic” vibe. Back in my day, I managed just fine with a kitchen table as my desk, and I’m currently writing this from the laundry room!

3. Dorm Room Storage

College dorms are no longer just for late-night snacks and study sessions. They now require stylish storage solutions for that collection of 30 pairs of shoes, complete with linen boxes and rolling carts that will definitely stay pizza grease-free.

4. Chic Lounge Areas

High school can be tough on our daughters, so they deserve a ‘lounge’ area! After a day filled with complex literature and math, who wouldn’t want to relax like a celebrity on a plush chaise surrounded by vintage decor? Seriously, I need to start buying more of those thrift store suitcases!

5. Personalization is Key

Yes, even the most mundane school supplies need to be customized. A simple list of six spiral notebooks can easily cost $60 when they’re monogrammed. Because we wouldn’t want little Timmy to have to write his name on his things, right? Meanwhile, there are children in need who could be outfitted for an entire school year with that same amount—charity, what’s that?

This exploration into the Pottery Barn Kids catalog leaves us with a mix of inspiration and a hint of anxiety about our own parenting choices. If you’re curious to learn more about the journey of parenthood, consider checking out our other post for engaging discussions. And if you’re considering home insemination options, reputable retailers like Make a Mom offer a variety of kits to help you on your path. For more detailed information regarding pregnancy and home insemination, Healthline provides excellent resources.

In summary, while our kids head back to school with all the latest trends, let’s remember that we’re all just trying to do our best in this parenting adventure!


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