This morning, while driving to the grocery store, my three-year-old was throwing a fit. As he lamented, “I JUST WANT WAFFLES AND TACOS ALL THE TIIIIIMEE!” it dawned on me—being seven months pregnant means I share a lot of common ground with my little guy right now. Let me explain:
1. Food Cravings
Both toddlers and expectant moms have a flair for demanding their favorite snacks. Whether it’s a pre-dinner ice cream or a stealthy snack pilfered from the pantry, we both have moments of desperation over food choices. Sometimes a Cheerio drops from his pants, and just yesterday, I discovered a rogue grape in my purse. One minute a banana is the stuff of nightmares, and the next, I could devour a truckload of strawberries. If our cravings aren’t satisfied, tantrums are bound to ensue.
2. Clothes That Don’t Fit
It’s a continuous battle against our ever-changing bodies and ill-fitting clothes. My son seems to outgrow his shoes overnight, while I’ve moved from “Could-Be-Bloated” maternity pants to the full-on “I’ve-Been-Eating-Pie-For-Months” attire. And those favorite shirts? Just like his beloved Thomas tee that’s now a crop top, I too have jeans that I’m hiding in the back of my closet, just praying they’ll fit again someday.
3. The Pee Dilemma
Let’s address the elephant in the room—our struggle with bladder control. Whether it’s a toddler’s accident or a pregnant woman’s urgent bathroom visits, we both know how it feels to be caught in a tight spot. Long car rides or lengthy church services? Expect us to make a few pit stops along the way.
4. Gas Issues
You know that awkward moment when an unpleasant smell wafts through the air? Everyone’s eyes dart to either the toddler or the visibly pregnant woman. Both parties are equally horrified by the blame game and would prefer to redirect your attention to that old guy in the corner. Seriously, it was totally him!
5. Memory Challenges
Remembering things can be a struggle for both of us. “Mommy, where’s my firetruck?” or “What’s for dinner?” can easily morph into “What is your second child’s date of birth?” or “Who is our pediatrician?” Give us a minute—or twenty. We might just need some juice to jog our memory.
6. Emotional Rollercoasters
Oh, the mood swings! The blend of fury and laughter can be bewildering. One moment, I’m ready to burst into tears over spilled milk while my child giggles at a fart joke. Our feelings may seem irrational to outsiders, but they are certainly real and intense. And trust me, calling me hormonal will not end well—you know you’re just being rude.
So, the next time my son declares, “I don’t love you or your carrots!” I’ll remind myself that I understand where he’s coming from. We’re both on this wild emotional ride together. I might just sit down with him over a steaming plate of waffles and tacos, sharing jokes about boogers until we both find ourselves chuckling through our ill-fitting pants.
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In conclusion, whether you’re navigating toddler tantrums or pregnancy cravings, there’s a lot of overlap between these two challenging yet rewarding stages of life. Embrace the chaos and laughter that come with it!