If you’ve spent any time scrolling through social media or chatting at the local park, you’ve likely heard moms discussing the search for their “tribe.” Some have found theirs, while others are still on the hunt.
A Mom Collective is like a cozy circle of friendship where all members share a common bond—like the ability to clean up toddler messes using only a napkin and an optimistic spirit. Unwritten rules govern our tribe; they’re ingrained in our very being, reflected in our skin that’s been stretched, tugged, and often used as a canvas for tiny car races.
Our collective forms over coffee as we navigate the chaotic symphony of life—discussing everything from unexpected chin hairs to the trials of breastfeeding, all while managing the delightful chaos that our little ones bring.
Here are the Ten Guidelines for our Collective:
- Our Collective, Our Guidelines. Yes, we can indulge in a little wine with our coffee cake if the mood strikes. With kids clinging to us like little barnacles, we set our own rules.
- No Judgments on Homes. Upon entering each other’s living spaces, it’s perfectly acceptable to snatch up a wailing baby and dive into cleaning up the kitchen while munching on their snacks.
- Nothing Shocks Us. We’ve seen it all—warts, rashes, and everything in between. Our partners? They have no clue what we deal with daily.
- Kids Come Second. While we adore our children, when we gather, it’s our time. We deserve those moments that are purely ours.
- Mastering Multi-Tasking. You should be able to share your latest parenting challenge while juggling a squirmy infant and keeping an ear out for any ruckus in the other room.
- Wisdom from the Veteran. The mom with the oldest child holds invaluable insights. She’s traveled paths we haven’t and knows the secrets of parenting.
- No Parenting Style Critiques. Every child has their unique brand of chaos. We can’t understand anyone else’s craziness, only our own.
- What Happens in the Collective… We can all breathe easy knowing our secrets—like that embarrassing moment that wasn’t really a fart—are safe with one another.
- Empathy is Key. There’s nothing better than a well-timed “That’s happened to me too!” We’re here to ensure no one feels like a terrible mom or a total weirdo.
- Talking Smack About Our Kids. We love our little ones dearly, which is why we can vent about their antics—just out of earshot. Who wants to hear about accomplishments when we can bond over how our kids can be little terrors too?
If you have a child, welcome to the Mom Collective! Now, let’s grab that rum for the cake mix and chat about that mysterious line on your stomach. And if you’re curious about home insemination options, check out Home Insemination Kit or dive into the excellent resources provided by ASRM for pregnancy tips. Also, for those looking for the best supplies, Make a Mom has you covered.
Summary:
Joining the Mom Collective is all about finding camaraderie among fellow moms who understand the ups and downs of parenting. With a set of unspoken guidelines, we support each other through the chaos while maintaining a sense of humor. Whether it’s sharing parenting stories, cleaning up messes, or indulging in a little wine, this is a tribe where everyone belongs.