If you’ve ever heard the question, “Is it that time of the month?” from a guy, you know there’s a disconnect when it comes to understanding PMS. Whether they genuinely can’t pick up on the clues or just enjoy the glare that follows, the truth is many men struggle to recognize the signs. To help maintain the peace (and ensure your safety), here’s a lighthearted guide to spotting PMS symptoms and how to handle the situation.
PHASE 1: The Early Indicators
So, your partner has suddenly developed a deep bond with a bag of chips and a tub of ice cream? Time to pay attention! Here’s what you should do:
- Avoid mentioning the connection between her snack binge and her complaints of feeling “so bloated.” Trust me, it won’t end well for you.
- Check the bathroom wastebasket. If you spot several bright pink panty liner wrappers crammed in there, brace yourself — you’re about to enter PMS territory, and it could be a bumpy ride.
- Speaking of the bathroom, she’ll likely be spending quite a bit of time in there. She might be experiencing discomfort, staring at her reflection in disbelief, or just trying to remember why she walked in. Whatever the reason, it’s best not to ask.
PHASE 2: The Physical Signs
I know, guys, I know. Her figure may have a certain glow right now, but just because her curves are more pronounced doesn’t mean she’s looking for extra attention. Sensitive breasts during this time are not an invitation for groping. Instead, feel free to admire from a distance — we’d much prefer you focus on our fabulous cleavage than notice the breakouts that resemble a fried apple bobbing competition.
Fatigue is another telltale sign. Although it might be tricky to spot since “I’m so tired” is basically our default setting, keep an eye out. Is she dozing off mid-sentence? More than usual? Growing a potential new life requires a lot of energy, so let her catch a quick nap (and maybe wipe the drool off her chin while you’re at it). You can save the critical questions for when she’s more awake!
PHASE 3: Damage Control
Think smart, guys! What’s her favorite treat? Whether it’s flowers, chocolate, or perhaps a new gadget, bring it to her. Compliment her in those comfy sweatpants, and then slowly back away. If you’re lucky, she won’t want to dive into a deep discussion about baby names because, even if you haven’t been intimate in ages, there’s a good chance she’s convinced she’s expecting.
PHASE 4: Just Hang in There
Here’s a little-known fact: We dislike PMS just as much as you do. Do you think it’s enjoyable to be irrationally furious because the sun’s rays don’t match our mood, only to then sob uncontrollably over a commercial about feminine products? It’s not. And that’s why we get upset when you complain; we wish you could experience our monthly rollercoaster of emotions.
The positive side? PMS doesn’t last forever. The arrival of Aunt Flo, while not pleasant, often brings relief from the crankiness and discomfort. But don’t let your guard down completely! Even after PMS fades, the reality of menstruation can be just as bothersome (see: laundry). Your best approach? Support her through this monthly challenge and remind her how amazing she is for enduring this every month for the continuation of our species. Now, pass the chips!
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Summary:
Understanding the signs of PMS can make a significant difference in maintaining harmony in your relationship. From recognizing early symptoms to knowing how to navigate the emotional rollercoaster, this guide offers a light-hearted approach to supporting your partner during this challenging time. Remember, patience and understanding go a long way!