As I prepared for my first day at a new job, excitement buzzed through me. I laid out my outfit, packed a lunch, and even set aside my favorite coffee mug for that all-important morning brew. My car sparkled from a thorough cleaning, ready for the commute. I thought I was ready for this… or was I?
Having been a stay-at-home mom for three and a half years, I learned a lot about myself. I unearthed some unexpected talents—like weaving captivating bedtime stories and organizing chaos with finesse. I rediscovered my cooking skills and rekindled my passion for writing. I realized I could stretch a half-tank of gas for miles, started a blog, and became comfortable with my natural look—who knew I could go three days without a shower? Yes, I’ve mastered the art of making do with what I have.
But now, it’s time for a change. I’m stepping back into the exhilarating, albeit intimidating, world of outside employment. I’ve done this before, and I know I can do it again. This time, however, I have a clearer understanding of the ups and downs of being a working mom.
Pros:
- At work, I’ll be addressed by my actual name, not just “Mommy,” “Mama,” or “Ma.”
- My co-workers can manage their own lunches, tie their own shoes, and put on their own coats.
- I won’t be on diaper duty or nose-wiping for eight hours a day, five days a week.
- No one will pound on the bathroom door while I’m trying to have a moment of peace.
- I can jam to my favorite tunes during my commute twice a day.
- Cartoons? Not in my office!
- I can enjoy adult conversations without interruptions from kids who think the walls are their canvas.
- My computer will be free from toddler games.
Cons:
- No more farting, burping, or scratching in the workplace.
- Yoga pants and pajamas are definitely a no-go.
- Sneaking chocolate bars in the closet? Not a thing here (though I might list that as a pro).
- I’ll have to wear a bra for a solid eight hours—yikes.
- Say goodbye to naps.
- Coffee swishes won’t cut it as mouthwash on the job.
- No more pilfering leftovers from co-workers’ plates.
- I can’t settle office disputes with “because I said so!”
- Co-workers won’t face a time-out if they annoy me.
- I’ll have to leave the comfort of home on rainy, frigid, and bloated days.
- And yes, I’ll miss my little ones.
- Let’s face it, I’m not the boss anymore.
To my fellow working moms: I can’t wait to join the ranks of the caffeinated, exhausted warriors navigating the professional world. Send me some good vibes!
To my stay-at-home moms: Keep rocking the fort; your hard work is invaluable. Wear those yoga pants with pride for me.
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In summary, while I’m excited about my new journey back to work, I’ll surely miss the little moments I cherish as a stay-at-home mom. The balance of work and home life is a challenging but rewarding endeavor.