Growing up in the early ’70s, my teenage years unfolded in the colorful, chaotic world of the ’80s. It was a time filled with cheesy movies, unforgettable music, and the groundbreaking debut of MTV in August 1981, which had me glued to the screen as it played music videos non-stop. Thanks to MTV, we witnessed every trend as it emerged, from side ponytails to jelly shoes and parachute pants, all served up for our viewing pleasure.
While many ’80s fashion trends have faded into oblivion, a few still have a special place in my heart. Here are some hits and misses from that vibrant decade:
- Long Hair for Men: I adore my husband’s short hair, but I often reminisce about the long locks sported by guys like Jon Bon Jovi and Slash. Whatever happened to those flowing manes? They were truly a sight to behold!
- Rat Tails and Mullets? No Thanks!: I once rocked a mullet (or “bi-level” cut, as we called it back then), channeling Olivia Newton-John in her “Physical” video. But let’s be real—if I see a mullet today, I might just reach for the scissors!
- Pegged Pants: A Yes from Me: I had a ritual of rolling up my jeans to create that cool pegged look before heading out for school. It was a style that made a statement, and I’d love to see it return.
- Tracksuits? Hard Pass: I never understood the allure of tracksuits, especially when they became a staple for moms everywhere. I’ll take my comfy yoga pants any day!
- Bomber Jackets: A Classic: Bomber jackets were the epitome of cool. Though I never owned one, I still dream of having one in my wardrobe.
- Shoulder Pads: No Thank You!: These bulky additions were everywhere, making women look more masculine in their suits. I tried to embrace the trend but quickly started snipping them out of my clothes. And now they’re creeping back? Please, let’s just say no!
- Spiral Perms: Bring Them Back!: Before college, my waves were tamed with the occasional perm. The spiral perm was the crown jewel of the ’80s, and I can’t help but wish for its comeback. Straight hair is so yesterday!
- Side Ponytails: Only for Kids: Side ponytails are adorable on little girls, but on adults? Not so much. When my little one insisted I wear one, I realized how silly I looked!
- Penny Loafers: Timeless Classics: I practically lived in my penny loafers! These stylish shoes deserve to be a staple in every wardrobe.
- Puffy Shirts: A No-Go: Remember those puffy, frilly shirts that made waves? They may have worked for rock stars, but they were a disaster for the average person. Thankfully, this trend is long gone.
These are just a few of the unforgettable trends from the ’80s that still linger in my memory. What about you? Are there styles you loved or loathed? If you’re interested in more about home insemination, be sure to check out this post for further insights. For those exploring fertility options, this resource is excellent for pregnancy and home insemination information. And if you’re considering the DIY route, Make a Mom is your go-to authority on at-home insemination kits.
Summary
Reflecting on ’80s fashion, I’ve shared a mix of trends I adored and those I wish would stay buried. From the nostalgia of long hairstyles on men to the cringe-worthy mullets and shoulder pads, each trend holds a unique memory. The styles we loved and hated shaped the vibrant tapestry of that decade, and while some have faded, others deserve a revival.