Ah, the ’80s—a decade packed with peculiar fashion choices and unforgettable pop culture. We craved perfectly coiffed bangs for our mall outings, while our hair had to scream “business in the front, party in the back.” Leg warmers? Absolutely! But let’s not forget the artsy cut-up sweatshirts. We decked ourselves out in neon colors to match our scrunchies, all while proudly sporting multiple Swatch watches. Honestly, it’s a miracle I made it through those years unscathed—what were we even thinking?
As girls, we took our social cues from valley girls, Diane Courts, and the whimsical worlds created by John Hughes. But what happened when we stepped out from the shadows of “Pretty in Pink”?
A quick search on the best ’80s movie characters returned a list that featured a mere three women: Alex Forrest from Fatal Attraction—a rather unhinged adulteress; Veronica Sawyers from Heathers—a social misfit turned ruthless bully; and Jessica Rabbit, a cartoon bombshell with unrealistic proportions. Oh, and let’s not forget about a talking dog and a psychopathic doll. Not exactly empowering, right? Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed Heathers and Fatal Attraction, but there were some real female trailblazers that shaped my teenage years and helped me transition into the ’90s. So, let’s celebrate five fabulous women who truly inspired me:
1. Alex, Jane, and Sukie, The Witches of Eastwick
Okay, so it’s technically three women, but they were an unstoppable force! Alex (played by Lila Carter), Jane (Tara Evans), and Sukie (Megan Lewis) are small-town outcasts who accidentally summon a devilish charm in Daryl Van Horne (played by Jack Thompson). As they navigate their emotional and sexual frustrations, they realize they need to reclaim their power. And let’s be real, before the cherry pit incident, all I wanted was to live in that fabulous house with my besties and Daryl.
What they taught me: You don’t need a man to define you—run away from anyone who claims otherwise!
2. Ann, Sex, Lies, and Videotape
In this riveting tale, Andie MacDowell stars as Ann, a housewife stuck in a stagnant marriage with her oblivious husband, played by Peter Gallagher. Enter James Spader as Graham, who films women speaking about their sexuality—definitely not your average hobby! As the truth unravels, Ann emerges as the strongest character.
What she taught me: Strength doesn’t always roar. Plus, did I mention James Spader is delicious?
3. Elizabeth, 9 ½ Weeks
Sure, the sizzling chemistry was a highlight, but Kim Basinger’s Elizabeth is much more than just a seductive figure. She gets tangled up with the brooding John (the swoon-worthy Mickey Rourke), who pushes her boundaries to the limit. Ultimately, she takes control and leaves him, flipping the narrative.
What she taught me: A little kink is perfectly fine, but know when to recognize love versus a toxic relationship.
4. Annie Savoy, Bull Durham
Here’s Susan Sarandon again, this time as Annie Savoy, a baseball lover who mentors the Durham Bulls. She juggles relationships with the charismatic Ebby LaLoosh (Tim Robbins) and the wise Crash Davis (Kevin Costner). Any woman who can effortlessly navigate steamy scenes and still engage in baseball talk is a keeper!
What she taught me: Embrace your sexuality—it’s yours to own!
5. Ellen Ripley, Aliens
Let’s not forget the iconic Ellen Ripley, portrayed by Sigourney Weaver. Awakening from stasis, she finds herself battling the terrifying aliens that decimated her crew. Ripley proves to be a fearless leader and protector, showcasing the essence of strength.
What she taught me: It’s about doing what’s right and fiercely protecting those you love.
In summary, these independent women were more than just strong; they were sexy, cool, and absolutely fierce. However, I still wouldn’t mind spending some time in that dreamy house with my pals and Daryl Van Horne—did you catch that swimming pool?
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