Ah, the first time I ventured into the world of waxing! Let’s just say it didn’t go as planned. I had a little misunderstanding with the aesthetician, and instead of a simple tidy-up, I emerged resembling what a friend kindly dubbed “little baby.” Talk about a shock! While the smoothness felt refreshing, I also felt a bit off-kilter—like I’d somehow misplaced a part of myself. That familiar tuft of hair, after all, was like a landmark on my body’s map. Without it, my torso felt like a town that lost its beloved gazebo overnight, leaving everyone wondering what had changed.
Over the years, I’ve experimented with various styles, from modest trims to full-on Brazilian waxes. I’ve even contorted myself to allow for some rather intimate hair removal that left me questioning if they had indeed reached my pancreas. But here’s my take: women should be free to choose what they want to do with their bodies—whether that means sticking with their natural look or diving headfirst into the hair removal frenzy dictated by social norms.
With bikini season knocking at our doors, the chorus of opinions about hair removal has returned—everything from sugaring being superior to waxing, to the idea that shaving is somehow dangerous, or that you must groom before hitting the beach to avoid looking like a wild animal. But I’m here to share that I’ve spent zero dollars on hair removal this year—not out of any political stance, but purely due to my laziness. And guess what? My dark, Eastern European hair has remained stealthily hidden at the beach.
If you’re looking to save time, money, and stress this summer, follow these simple tricks so you can focus on the real summer essentials: soaking up the sun while slathered in baby oil, Zinka, and Sun-In.
Tip #1: Grab Some Clippers
I use a Lady Remington clipper—it’s lavender but still pretty much a grandpa’s beard clipper. I set it to the closest setting and clip away the messy bits. It takes about five minutes and is virtually foolproof, leaving you with a neat arrangement that won’t peek out from your bottoms.
Tip #2: Shave Your Legs (Only If Necessary)
Being pale-skinned with dark hair means my inner thighs can get a bit unruly. I shave my lower legs year-round, and in summer, I’ll use shaving cream on my thighs because no one wants a forest growing down their legs. But I keep the razor away from the sensitive areas, as I’ve learned the hard way that bumps and itching are the only rewards for that adventure. I now use a Gillette Atra—a massive upgrade from the disposable Bic that left me with battle scars in middle school.
Tip #3: Choose Retro-Cut Swimsuit Bottoms
I prefer a more modest cut when it comes to bathing suit bottoms. They’re not just comfortable and flattering; they also do a stellar job of hiding any hair in those tricky inner thigh areas. If you’re feeling adventurous, a cute skirt bottom can take the coverage to another level.
Tip #4: Cover Up with Style
Ever seen someone elegantly tie a scarf around their hips at the pool? Or sport a chic pareo or sarong? Perhaps you have a terry cloth romper you adore? Cover-ups not only add flair but also cleverly conceal any unwanted hair. And if you want to go full vintage, why not rock a Victorian-style bathing suit with bloomers? It’s a far better investment than forking out $40 on a fleeting waxing session or experimenting with potentially hazardous DIY methods. Plus, covering up helps protect your skin from sun damage!
If all these tricks feel like too much, consider embracing the natural look. I genuinely think it can be beautiful, and I’m puzzled by why we feel the need to hide our hair at all. Believe it or not, even waxing aficionados are jumping on the full-bush trend this year!
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In summary, whether you choose to groom or go au naturel, the key is to feel comfortable in your skin. This summer, let’s prioritize our enjoyment over societal expectations, and remember that your body is yours to celebrate, however you see fit.