A few years ago, when my friend Lila Thompson launched her “Joyful Living Project,” I was both astonished and relieved when she revealed her utter lack of interest in music. It was surprising because I had always believed that music was a universal delight. But her honesty made me wonder: what widely accepted “pleasures” could I reject without shame? Here’s a list of things that adults are expected to love, but you definitely don’t have to.
1. Theater Isn’t for Everyone
Whether it’s a local production of “Death of a Salesman” or a lavish Broadway show like “Les Misérables,” attending the theater can be pricey and often feels like a chore. Let’s be real—most plays drag on, and musicals can be downright cringeworthy. No one truly looks forward to squeezing back into their seat after intermission, right?
2. Fish? No Thanks!
Fish is often touted as a superfood—packed with omega-3s and protein, they say. But let’s face it: fish can be bland and underwhelming, leaving you wishing you had opted for a juicy burger instead. The only fish that satisfies is canned tuna or smoked salmon. Admit it, most seafood dishes are only palatable because of the butter slathered on top.
3. Rock Concerts Aren’t for Everyone
There was once a time when I reveled in the chaos of a live concert, but now I’d rather enjoy my favorite band from the comfort of my couch. Whether it’s a massive arena where the lead singer looks like a dot or a cramped bar where you nurse a lukewarm drink, the hassle of attending a concert has lost its charm. A cozy night in is just as thrilling!
4. Red Wine? Pass!
A room-temperature drink isn’t refreshing; it’s just confusing. If you’re sipping red wine to feel fancy or to savor “notes of leather and smoke,” then you might want to rethink your choices. I’ve been there, pretending to love a bold Cabernet just because it’s what adults are “supposed” to enjoy. But I’d take an ice-cold New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc any day!
5. Not Everyone Loves Kids
Let’s be honest: our own kids are adorable, but other people’s kids? Not so much. They can be sticky-fingered, loud, and prone to tantrums. I recently attended a party where a child performed a never-ending tap dance to live music, and it was torture. And don’t even get me started on the different parenting styles out there.
6. Johnny Depp? Meh!
I used to enjoy some of Johnny Depp’s earlier films, but his appeal has faded for me. Once the charming bad boy, he’s now just a guy in perpetual costume, which feels more odd than appealing. Can we all agree that not every celebrity is worth the hype?
7. Weekend Getaways Can Be Overrated
Planning a weekend escape can be more stress than it’s worth. Packing for just two days turns into a monumental task that’s exhausting. You might envision a relaxing retreat, but more often than not, you end up lost, tired, and back home before you can even catch your breath. And you probably didn’t even get to do any antiquing, which, let’s be honest, who really enjoys that anyway?
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