Comical Moms Share Why Traveling with Kids is an Absolute Nightmare

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A pair of relatable moms from Los Angeles, Mia Johnson and Lisa Carter, are back at it again with their uproarious insights into the chaos of motherhood, particularly when it comes to air travel with children. Their latest video perfectly captures the sheer dread that parents experience when embarking on a journey with little ones in tow.

Those who have dared to fly with children understand that, inevitably, everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Air travel becomes an outright ordeal, especially for solo parents or those managing multiple kids. First, imagine being crammed in a small space with strangers, all while trying to navigate the absurdity of airplane changing tables. As the moms point out, referring to them as “changing tables” is quite an understatement; they’re more like “a tiny flip-open wallet.”

“It should be a rule that your youngest needs to be five before they’re expected to travel,” Mia quips in the video, voicing the thoughts of countless parents. Lisa adds, “Do they even measure babies before letting them on planes?” A question we’ve all pondered.

The humor escalates as they vividly describe the struggle of changing a baby in an airplane lavatory “the size of a broom closet,” while their child throws an epic tantrum. They cover all the stages of this chaotic process: from the inevitable messes to the awkward knocks on the door, and the infamous “rogue wieners,” all while trying to maintain their sanity without alerting the entire cabin.

And let’s not forget the added challenge of airlines that don’t even provide changing tables. In such cases, parents are left with limited options: the floor (garnished with disapproving stares), their laps, or the top of the toilet seat (pause for a collective cringe). Their ultimate advice? “Just don’t travel with your kids. It’s the most rewarding experience ever.”

Many parents chimed in with their own horror stories in the comments section, sharing experiences like being offered complimentary wine while dealing with a screaming child, or discovering that the changing table was far too small for their toddler. One parent recalled a trip where their child had food poisoning, leading to a flight filled with vomit and tears. Another shared a story of projectile vomit right as they were about to de-plane. Truly, parenthood is the gift that keeps on giving.

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In summary, traveling with children is a comedic nightmare that every parent can relate to. From cramped airplane bathrooms to the chaos that ensues when changing a diaper, Mia and Lisa highlight the hilarity of these experiences while reminding us that every parent has been there.

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