As we approach Mother’s Day this weekend, the anticipation is building. Will our children behave? Will we have to manage any messy situations? Will we receive gifts that we actually desire? And will our partners even remember? There are numerous variables at play on this one day when moms aren’t in charge of everything, and expectations are high. Ultimately, all a mother really wishes for is a bit of tranquility, an abundance of mimosas, and a few hearty laughs. Fortunately, the witty parents of Twitter are here to provide some comic relief.
- Spoiler alert: not many.
Is it too much to ask for our partners and kids to think creatively? Seriously, how many showers do they believe we get? Spoiler alert: not many, thanks to those little ones who refuse to let us have a moment alone in the bathroom. - Pretty please?
The best gift of all would be some uninterrupted time. - *sigh*
Instead of adding to her collection of pasta jewelry, give mom what she truly desires for Mother’s Day: a much-needed nap. - No thanks, please.
Unless Mother’s Day brunch can take place in a soundproof room, it’s not worth it. There’s nothing relaxing about hearing your kids and others’ kids complain that their eggs are “too spicy.” - They won’t, though.
This is the elusive dream every mom chases. It may never happen, but hope springs eternal. - Nailed it.
A chaotic kitchen, last-minute flowers, and shattered expectations—bring on Monday already. - A reasonable request.
Brunch spots should offer this at every Mother’s Day brunch, and at a discount. - Genius idea.
Daycare teachers are the unsung heroes of this and many other reasons. - It’s what really matters.
If you don’t brag about what your kids gave you on social media, does it even count? They can’t read or have accounts to see your praises anyway. - Surprise!
Well, the relaxing time is over. - Keeping it real.
Hallmark should have a dedicated line of cards just for moms of toddlers. Thoughts and prayers are not what we need. - So very special.
We feel like royalty while loading the dishwasher in our handmade macaroni accessories. Sigh. - THANKS, BUDDY.
Yes, you are. Good luck, dads!
This article was originally published on May 11, 2017.
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In summary, Mother’s Day is filled with hopes and realities that often clash. All mothers want is some time to themselves, a good laugh, and perhaps a few mimosas. The humor shared by parents online captures the essence of what many moms experience, providing a light-hearted perspective on the day dedicated to them.