Many well-meaning individuals adopt pets with the belief that it will serve as a stepping stone to parenthood. I was once in that boat. The core issue isn’t that pets can’t help you get ready for parenting; rather, it’s how most people care for their pets that often leaves them ill-prepared for raising children. Instead of raining on your parade, I’ll share some actionable insights on how you can utilize your furry friends to ready yourself for the parenting adventure ahead.
1. Start with a dog and a cat.
If you’re planning a larger family in the future, consider adding more pets of either kind. This mimics the variety of personalities and needs you’ll encounter with children. Extra points if they squabble like cats and dogs—pun intended!
2. Get creative with pet attire.
Dress the cat up in a onesie, and add a diaper for good measure.
3. Include the dog in potty training missions.
Bring the cat along while taking the dog outside. After all, you wouldn’t leave kids alone!
4. Let the dog try to dress himself.
Your pup may insist he can tie his own shoes—let him have a go at it.
5. Expect the unexpected.
As you wrestle with your dog, the cat may disappear. Where could it be?
6. Cat chaos alert!
You may discover the cat has knocked over the fish bowl and is trying to munch on the fish. Rescue the fish and then deal with the aftermath.
7. Respond to tragedy.
If the dog witnesses the demise of his goldfish, you’ll need to play the role of the comforting parent, reassuring him that everything is fine.
8. Clean up the aftermath.
Bathe the cat that has encountered the fish bowl fiasco.
9. Get ready for more pet antics.
While dealing with one, the other may hop into the tub uninvited.
10. Manage the mess.
You’ll have to juggle both pets in the tub and avoid any surprises from either of them.
11. Dress them up again.
Once clean, the pets will need to be redressed. Be prepared for more messes along the way.
12. Time for a road trip!
Load them up in the car and prepare for a fun outing.
13. Make sure to entertain them.
Alternate between playing dog barks and cat meows—your sanity may depend on it.
14. Handle the shopping trip.
You may have to deal with a sleepy dog and a sick kitty while navigating the aisles.
15. Check out with grace.
Make sure to apologize for any messes caused by your pets during checkout.
16. Arrive at your destination.
Once you reach the beach, carry all your gear and pets while apologizing to everyone who crosses your path.
17. Keep them safe from the sun.
Apply sunblock generously to the dog and ensure the cat stays dry.
18. It’s lunch time!
While managing the dog’s meal, discreetly take care of the cat’s needs.
19. Entertain the dog while the cat sleeps.
This is where multitasking becomes your best friend.
20. Wrap up the day.
After a long beach day, gather all your belongings and pets, and prepare for the journey home.
21. Return to chaos.
Upon arriving home, you may find your pets have created new messes.
22. Deal with family visits.
Prepare for the inevitable comments from family about your housekeeping while also managing the emotional fallout from your dog.
23. Clean up after dinner.
As you serve food, expect distractions and interruptions from both pets.
24. Start the bedtime routine.
Manage baths and stories while still trying to find a moment for yourself.
25. Enjoy your glass of wine.
But don’t forget about all the other responsibilities that come with your pets and future children.
26. Repeat the chaos.
Embrace the cycle of parenting.
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In summary, using pets as a practice run for parenthood can be both entertaining and enlightening. The daily chaos they bring can mirror the unpredictability of raising children, helping you to prepare for the journey ahead.
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