Since the seventh grade, I’ve been highlighting my hair, leaving me a bit unsure about my true hair color. If you were to stroll down the hair color aisle at your local drugstore, you might find a shade called “Drab” or “Meh” that closely resembles what I started with. Thus, I’ve been compelled to spend a small fortune every few months to keep my hair looking vibrant and not like someone who is trying to rock the “I forgot to dye my roots” look.
Recently, while getting my hair done, a young stylist shared tales of her “bad boy” boyfriend and the drama that ensued. I listened earnestly, nodding along and occasionally gasping in disbelief. Once she finished, I felt the urge to impart some wisdom from my own life experiences. I told her, “Sweetheart, you can date the Dylan, but you should marry the Brandon.”
At that moment, I realized I was in over my head when she looked at me blankly, clearly unsure of who I was referencing. Dylan McKay and Brandon Walsh? From 90210? One of the iconic shows of my youth? It made me feel a bit ancient—and I couldn’t help but feel sympathy for the young woman who missed out on 90210 during her formative years.
This got me thinking about the conversations I would have with my own kids, and the thought of forcing them to watch all ten seasons of my beloved show crossed my mind. After their binge-watching session, we could dissect the life lessons imparted through every episode. Here are some key takeaways I’d want them to grasp:
- Avoid the embarrassment of getting too drunk at prom and passing out in front of the principal. No one’s going to start a chant for you, trust me.
- Don’t show up to the same spring formal in the same dress as your best friend or get involved with the troubled new girl. Remember Brenda’s pregnancy scare? Yeah, there are lessons to be learned.
- Just because your friends seem to live the high life with fancy homes and stylish wardrobes, it doesn’t mean they have it better. They might even envy the sarcastic humor of a mom like yours who can whip up an amazing pepperoni roll.
- Stay away from drugs and any form of cheating—whether it’s on your partner or in school. Cheating is just bad news all around.
- Violence against women is unacceptable. If a guy ever pushes you, he doesn’t care about you. I would defend my child fiercely if that ever happened.
- When you face difficult choices, remember to prioritize yourself. Kelly got it right when she declared, “I choose me!”
So there you have it—six invaluable lessons that will help my children navigate the challenges of growing up. Parenting isn’t all that complicated, right?
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Summary: This article explores life lessons derived from the iconic show Beverly Hills, 90210, with a focus on navigating relationships and making wise choices. The writer reflects on personal experiences while offering insights for the next generation.
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