Parenthood can be a challenging journey, and many parents find themselves seeking ways to ease the burden—be it through alcohol, cannabis, or other means. You understand; kids have a way of piling on the stress.
While I haven’t explored sending my children away (yet) and I’ve never been one for pills, I’ve primarily relied on drinking to unwind. Social media tells me I’m not alone in this.
In my college days, I dabbled in more than just alcohol. Now, with the growing acceptance of marijuana and its legalization in many states, I’m contemplating a return to that old friendly dragon, but this time in a more responsible manner.
With each election, more states are legalizing medical or recreational marijuana. Despite the current political climate, it seems likely that cannabis will soon shed its outdated reputation as a dangerous substance. By the time my kids reach adulthood, I expect this shift will be even more pronounced.
I enjoy my drinks—beer, bourbon, the occasional glass of wine, and sometimes a martini. However, since becoming a father, my drinking habits have grown more intentional. Unfortunately, as I’ve aged, so have my hangovers.
Potential Benefits of Using Cannabis While Parenting
This brings us to the potential benefits of using cannabis while parenting. Here are some compelling reasons why I’m considering this choice:
- No hangover—seriously, it’s a game changer.
- Viewing children’s shows becomes a lot more enjoyable.
- I might even find humor in their endless questions instead of annoyance.
- Play-Doh is suddenly much more fun (and tasty!).
- It could help ease the stress of parenting, particularly during those frustrating moments.
- Dinner and bedtime routines might transform into surprisingly calm experiences.
- Household chores become a whole new adventure—though I’d advise against grocery shopping high.
While these points illustrate the lighter side of cannabis use in parenting, I must admit I’m a bit of a high-strung parent. The thought of being high around my kids brings a wave of paranoia; I might forget that my youngest has been in time-out for hours!
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In summary, while there are many humorous advantages to smoking marijuana as a parent, I remain cautious, knowing my tendencies towards overthinking. The potential for fun and a break from traditional stress relief methods is enticing, but I’m still weighing the pros and cons of this alternative.