As the holiday season approaches, my kids inevitably start asking what I want as gifts. Of course, this question is a bit of a ruse. An enlightened parent might respond with something like, “Oh, I don’t really need anything,” or “You are my greatest gift!” But let’s be real—who are these people? They certainly don’t resemble the typical “running around like a headless chicken trying to check off all the boxes” mom, while her kids squabble over who gets the last of the holiday cookies. No, those well-rested souls have apparently figured out how to escape the chaos and all earthly cravings.
I’m not one of those fortunate ones. My wish list is extensive, including a fabulous cashmere wrap I saw in a catalog—way beyond my kids’ allowance range. They’re convinced I’d prefer another coupon book redeemable for “one kitchen floor sweeping” or a hand-painted mug declaring me “Best Mom Ever.”
Don’t get me wrong; I cherish the heartfelt gifts from my kids, like the three sets of tiny handprints on craft paper and the slightly worn macaroni necklace from years ago. While I love those sentimental presents, I have a few other items on my list that I know my family won’t think to get. So, here’s my personal holiday wish list!
1. Unlimited Peppermint Mochas
While many are eagerly awaiting the return of the Pumpkin Spice Latte, I’m all about peppermint mochas—with whipped cream, of course! This year, I’m going to indulge whenever I please. After all, caffeine is a must when you’re on a mission to snag the last Hatchimal in town! #NoMercy
2. Hot Coffee, Finished
One of my long-held dreams is to enjoy my morning coffee while it’s still warm. Unfortunately, one of my three kids always seems to need something at the moment I sit down. Sorry kids, but today you’re on your own! Snack on those leftover gingerbread cookies and let me savor my coffee.
3. Chair Massage
Those Zen chair massage therapists always catch my eye. Although I dream of a luxurious spa day, I’ll gladly settle for a quick 10-minute massage while I’m out shopping. Yes, I might feel a bit silly, but those neck knots need some serious attention!
4. New Undergarments
Let’s face it; I could really use some fresh underwear, but nobody thinks to buy that for me. My kids are too busy with their own agendas, and my partner doesn’t know that I prefer cute prints over frilly options. I guess that means a solo trip to the intimates section is in my future. #Winning
5. A New Fragrance
Letting my kids pick my perfume is a recipe for disaster; I’ll end up with something that smells like a circus. So, I’m taking matters into my own hands and heading to the store to find a lovely new scent.
6. Control of the Car Stereo
This December, I’m declaring it “Mom’s Music Month.” For 31 days, I’ll choose what we listen to in the car. Whether it’s Christmas tunes or my favorite ’80s rock, I’m in charge. If the kids can’t handle it, they can always enjoy the ride in silence!
7. Netflix Binge-Watching
I need some “me time,” and that means catching up on shows like The Crown or the Gilmore Girls reboot. I’ll be retreating to my room for some serious streaming sessions. If anyone asks, I’ll just say I’m busy wrapping gifts—lots of them!
8. Takeout
Less cooking translates into more time for Netflix, so guess what? We’re having pizza again! The kids love it, so they can consider it an early holiday treat.
By the time I finish treating myself, my wish list will be empty. I wonder what my kids will surprise me with next. Maybe another coffee mug decorated with their lovely handprints would make a nice addition.
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Summary: This holiday season, I’m treating myself to some well-deserved gifts, from unlimited peppermint mochas to binge-watching Netflix. While I appreciate the thoughtful homemade gifts from my kids, I’m also indulging in self-care and personal interests, making this season all about me!