Twice a year, my neighbor Sally would scrub her windows. Her husband would take the panes out and lean them against the walls, while she diligently wiped them down with a mix of vinegar and newspaper. It was a seasonal ritual that Sally grumbled about, yet somehow seemed to leave her feeling accomplished.
Unfortunately, Sally’s probably shaking her head at me because I’ve lived in my house for seven years and have yet to wash my windows. Sure, I’ve wiped off a few smudges, but they’ve never been treated to a proper cleaning. We see out of our windows as if peering through a foggy lens, but who really has the time for window washing? Not me, that’s for sure! And the windows are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to chores I completely bypass. I know I’m not alone in this struggle; after all, some chores are just not worth the hassle.
1. Scrubbing the Walls
Sally would scrub her walls like a pro. Not me, though! I only do it when my toddler decides to unleash their inner Picasso with crayons. Spoiler alert: that “art” never comes off, which is why my hallway resembles a modern art exhibit gone wrong.
2. Cleaning the Baseboards
Baseboards? Oh, you mean those decorative strips at the bottom of the walls? I’ve heard I should clean them because they get dirty. But honestly, I don’t even know what’s lurking under my furniture, so why bother?
3. Cleaning Under the Couch
Ah, the abyss beneath the couch—home to dust bunnies, lost toys, and who knows what else. I’d rather not face the dark void and whatever treasures my kid might find down there, thank you very much!
4. Washing Couch Pillows
Apparently, washing couch pillows is a thing. I only think about doing it when an accident happens (thanks, pup). Until then, they’re lucky if they get fluffed once in a while. They mostly serve as makeshift laptop stands or napping spots while the kids run wild.
5. Bleaching Kids’ Toys
Some parents have time to bleach their kids’ toys. Kudos to them! My children’s toys seem to appear from an alternate universe, and I don’t have the time or buckets to track them down for a thorough cleaning. I’ll stick to using bleach for laundry, thanks.
6. Organizing the Closets
My closet is a time capsule filled with forgotten items dating back to when disco ruled the airwaves. There’s dog hair, clothes I’ll never wear, and toys I didn’t even know were missing. Sometimes, the kids go on adventures in there, trying to find Narnia. We just call it character!
7. Washing the Washer
You’re supposed to wash your washing machine every few loads, right? Seems like a waste of water to me. I figure if my clothes are getting clean, that’s enough for my washer.
8. Cleaning the Top of the Fridge
Honestly, the only one who sees the top of my fridge is the Lord from above, judging me. I’ve got cereal boxes and who-knows-what else collecting dust up there. I’ll get around to cleaning it—maybe when I move or the fridge decides to retire.
Some people might think I’m a cleaning disaster, unfit to parent my little mess-makers. But I know there are others like me who are silently applauding my honesty. So yes, I don’t deep clean. May the universe have mercy on my home—and mostly on my sanity!
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Summary
In the race against time, some household chores simply fall by the wayside, such as washing windows, scrubbing walls, and cleaning under the couch. While many may see these chores as essential, the reality is that with busy lives, prioritizing tasks is crucial. This article humorously highlights the chores that often get ignored while inviting readers to embrace the chaos.