Ever been stuck behind someone in a store line who seems to have all the time in the world? You know, the person who turns a simple transaction into an epic saga? That’s exactly what one mom experienced recently during a rushed trip to Kohl’s. Her amusing take on the situation has gone viral, and it’s a must-watch for anyone who’s felt the same frustration!
Last week, Sarah Johnson had a tight schedule — she needed to pick up her kids from school. Unfortunately, the lady in front of her was blissfully unaware of the ticking clock, and Sarah’s irritation grew by the second. After enduring the painfully slow exchange, she took to Snapchat, reenacting the scene with her own comedic flair. We won’t spoil it for you; just trust us, you need to see it!
After posting her hilarious masterpiece on Facebook, it quickly captured the attention of many, and it’s no wonder why. It’s hard not to laugh as Sarah nails the parts of her impatient self, the oblivious customer, the overwhelmed cashier, and even the manager.
With the deer filter adding a squeaky voice, Sarah starts off, “I was at Kohl’s today trying to make a return, and this lady in front of me was chatting up the sales associate like they were long-lost friends. I kept glancing at my watch, thinking, ‘Do you not realize I have to get my kids in 15 minutes? Move it!’”
Who hasn’t been there? It always seems like the more urgent your situation, the slower the person in front of you moves. Sarah captures that universally annoying feeling perfectly!
Next, she channels the slow customer, dragging out her questions: “So… if I return this, do I lose all my Kohl’s cash? Or just, like, some of it?” Cue Sarah’s exaggerated sigh, “Nobody cares, lady! Take my Kohl’s cash! Just stop asking!”
Then, she morphs into the clueless cashier, “Uh… let me check on that.” Sarah’s reaction? “UGH, you’re killing me!”
As if the situation couldn’t get any worse, a manager is called over to explain that the customer is indeed losing all her Kohl’s cash, prompting another round of drawn-out questions. By this point, Sarah’s head is ready to explode, and we feel her pain.
In an interview with Babble, Sarah explained that her video was inspired by a recent experience returning a holiday gift she ordered online. Despite her comedic rant, she’s a fan of Kohl’s, saying, “I shop there all the time for my family’s needs.”
Sarah also shared that her journey into social media came during a challenging period in her life — she was going through a divorce. One night, feeling overwhelmed, she recorded a video from her car. Though she hesitated to post it, the next morning she decided to share it, which led to her gaining a Facebook following.
“I understand what it feels like to struggle with life’s challenges, and sometimes we need a good laugh to lighten the load,” she shared. If you’re looking for more humorous content to brighten your day, check out our other blog posts on topics like fertility and self insemination.
In summary, Sarah Johnson’s hilarious take on a common shopping experience has resonated with many, bringing laughter to those who have faced similar frustrations during the holiday rush.