Ah, parenting! It’s the ultimate budget buster. We’re talking about costs that make you think, “Did I really just spend that much?” or “I should probably return this!” It’s a financial pit that can make you wonder what life would be like without kids. “I’d probably be living large, maybe even on a yacht!” or “I could start a ferret-themed film empire!” The dreams are endless when you’re child-free.
But alas, I’m firmly rooted in the reality of parenthood, where kids demand food, clothing, education, and a whole lot more. By the time we cater to their needs, there’s hardly anything left for ourselves. And let’s be real: this cycle never ends. Even in the afterlife, my kids will be scavenging for my hidden cash!
That’s why I make it a point to set aside some funds for my own enjoyment. I work hard for my money, and I deserve to spend it how I see fit—after ensuring my kids have what they need, of course. Once they’re taken care of, the spare change? All mine!
Here are 13 indulgences I’ll never feel bad about buying, even as a parent:
- Beer: If anyone deserves to feel guilty, it’s my kids for driving me to drink it!
- Bourbon: Same reasoning applies here.
- Wine: The court accepts my previous statements as evidence.
- Vodka: This one’s for my partner, I swear!
- Gourmet Burgers: Shake Shack, anyone?
- Beer at Shake Shack: Yep, I’ve probably got a problem.
- Movie Tickets: I’d go if babysitters weren’t part of the equation—this isn’t guilt; it’s activism!
- Concert Tickets: Again, babysitters ruin the fun. #NOPE
- Pizza: I’m actually more concerned about our pizza habit than the booze, but hey, no guilt here!
- Books: Wait, never mind…
- Library Late Fees: Oops, my bad!
- Music: Essential for sanity, especially with young ones around.
- Babysitters: Sometimes, you just need a night out, for crying out loud!
As a parent, there’s already too much to feel guilty about. Setting aside a little for life’s simple pleasures isn’t one of them. I save my guilt for things that actually matter, like wasting money on a gym membership I never use or renting movies that feature cheesy plots.
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In summary, I unapologetically spend on myself because life as a parent is challenging enough. After all, a little self-care goes a long way.