Introducing the ‘Hipster Nativity Set’ – Yes, It’s Really a Thing!

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If your nativity set is feeling a bit outdated, Gorilla Goodies is here to modernize your display with their ‘Hipster Nativity Set’ for just $79.95. The makers humorously note, “A lot has changed in the last 2,000 years. For starters, Joseph didn’t have an iPhone to share baby Jesus’s arrival on Snapchat.” If you’re a fan of Amazon Prime yet confused about frankincense and myrrh, this set might just be your perfect match.

Gone are the traditional robes and hay; this nativity scene features all the contemporary comforts we’ve come to love. Let’s meet the cast!

The Cast of Characters

First up, the three wise men arrive at the solar-powered manger on their Segways – because who walks anymore? Everyone knows hipster wise men would be cruising around on fixed-gear bikes instead. Joseph sports a man bun and a trendy denim shirt, while Mary takes a break from motherhood to sip a latte and perfect her duckface.

Not to be outdone, a teenage shepherd is busy Instagramming the miraculous event, with hashtags like #blessed and #babyjesus. And of course, the livestock are on a gluten-free, locally sourced diet.

Behind the Scenes

Casey Thompson, the mastermind behind this quirky nativity, shared with us that his inbox hasn’t been flooded with angry messages this year, unlike the last. “We’re simply aiming to bring some joy during the holiday season,” he explains. “We mean no disrespect to anyone’s beliefs.”

So why not give your nativity a refresh? It’ll surely spark some lively discussions at your Christmas dinner. Speaking of which, if you’re considering family planning, check out this informative article on home insemination kits from Make a Mom. And for more resources on the topic, visit NHS for an excellent overview of pregnancy methods.

Conclusion

In summary, the ‘Hipster Nativity Set’ brings a humorous twist to the traditional scene, making it a perfect conversation starter for the holidays. Plus, it’s a fun reflection of modern times!

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