10 Reasons Why My Cat Is My Favorite Child

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As a parent, it can be hard to admit that sometimes, our pets steal the show. While some might bristle at the idea of a cat being considered a “child,” I have cherished my feline companion since my single days, back when pizza and binge-watching sitcoms were the pinnacle of my evenings. Now that I’m a mom, my cat, Whiskers, remains my firstborn in spirit. Yes, my kids are wonderful, but let’s be honest: there are moments when having a cat can feel like a dream compared to the tumultuous adventure of raising little humans. Here are ten reasons why my cat is my favorite child.

  1. Cats Are Quieter Than Babies.
    There’s nothing quite as soothing as the gentle purring of a cat. In contrast, the cries of a baby can be downright jarring.
  2. Cats Master Independent Play.
    While I adore my kids, they have a knack for needing my attention right at the moment I’m about to tackle a task. Whiskers, however, can happily entertain himself for hours.
  3. Cats Don’t Wreak Havoc on Your Stuff (Usually).
    Aside from a few questionable items like my knitting supplies, Whiskers tends to leave my belongings alone. My boys, however, seem to have a talent for destruction that grows by the day.
  4. Cats Are Easy to Feed.
    Whiskers will happily eat whatever is served—be it kibble or the occasional dropped veggie. Unlike babies, who can be picky eaters, cats are straightforward.
  5. No Milestones to Stress About.
    Just when I think I’ve got the hang of parenting, my kids hit a new milestone that turns my world upside down. Cats, on the other hand, remain delightfully consistent in their simple pleasures.
  6. No Bath Time Battles.
    Most cats want nothing to do with water, making bath time a breeze. Wouldn’t it be nice if my kids could just clean themselves up after a messy meal?
  7. Litter Box Duty is Manageable.
    Scooping the litter box is no one’s favorite chore, but at least it only needs to be done once a day. With kids, diaper changes are an unpredictable challenge.
  8. Cats Provide Relaxing Massages.
    After a long day of chasing toddlers, there’s nothing like a cat kneading my back to soothe my tired muscles. This beats bending over to pick up toys any day.
  9. No Pressure for Academic Excellence.
    While I’m busy with flashcards and educational games for my kids, Whiskers is blissfully unaware of any such expectations. His antics are simply entertaining, no grades involved.
  10. Cats Don’t Require Constant Supervision.
    When I leave the house, I can trust my cat to be fine on his own. With kids, it’s a whole production, complete with emergency contacts and a detailed schedule.

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In summary, while my children bring me immense joy, there are undeniable perks to having a cat. Whiskers is an easy-going companion who adds warmth and laughter to our home, making him my favorite child in many ways.


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