We all think we have parenting figured out until we’re in the thick of it—unless you’re one of those rare experts who maintains their cool while raising kids. I entered parenthood with a solid plan of what I wouldn’t do. Some of my resolutions stuck—like limiting screen time, avoiding spanking, and focusing on positive reinforcement. However, I found myself bending the rules on several fronts. Here’s a humorous look at ten habits I swore I’d never adopt as a parent.
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Co-Sleeping
My kids were perfectly content in their cribs—until they turned two and decided our bed was the ideal sleep spot at 3 a.m. So, guess what? We now accommodate a tiny human sandwiched between us, and I’ve learned that getting back to sleep is way easier than trekking upstairs. -
Cooking Separate Meals
I often whip up dinners that everyone can enjoy. But when I stray from our usual rotation of hamburgers and tacos, my kids protest like they’re at a protest rally. Sure, some parents insist their kids eat what’s served or starve; I prefer to avoid the dinner-table drama and keep the peace. -
Screen Time
I once knew a younger version of myself who vowed her kids would never watch TV. Fast forward to my second pregnancy, and I found that the TV became my go-to babysitter. Hello, Paw Patrol! -
Negotiating with Kids
In my childhood, my parents’ word was law. Yet, here I am, negotiating bedtime snacks and TV time with my kids. Sometimes it’s just easier to give in, especially after a long day. -
Traveling with Kids
I remember thinking, “We’ll effortlessly take the baby on vacation!” Yeah, right. A colicky infant and a cramped hostel turned my dream getaway into a test of endurance. Lesson learned: travel with kids is not for the faint-hearted. -
Loose Bedtimes
I used to believe in strict bedtimes. Now, “just five more minutes” often turns into an hour. Sure, my kid might miss out on sleep, but at least I get to binge-watch something I like! -
Breakfast Sugar Fixes
Pop Tarts for breakfast? Guilty as charged! While I wish I could whip up gourmet breakfasts, reality often hits hard at 6:45 a.m. when everyone is still half-asleep and demanding sugary cereals. -
Attempting Total Control
I entered parenting armed with books and spreadsheets on how to raise free-spirited kids. But once my little one demonstrated their independence by biting the cat, I realized that I had to let go of some control. -
Breaking the Rules
Jumping on the bed? Sure! Kids should enjoy their childhood. Just be prepared for the occasional bump on the head—because where there are no rules, there are sometimes accidents. -
Accepting a Chaotic Home
I once aspired to keep a pristine house. Now? I embrace the chaos. Dishes may pile up, but I’ve learned that living in the mess is part of the adventure—especially when the toilets are cleaner than they could be.
Ultimately, parenting is full of surprises. Some habits that seemed unacceptable in theory turned out to be not so bad after all. In the end, your little ones won’t always want to snuggle at 3 a.m., so I’m savoring every moment—mess and all. For more insights on parenting, check out other helpful tips on our blog.