There’s something magical about family camping trips that encourages kids to exchange their gadgets for sticks, dive into timeless games of tag, and share cozy sleeping bags beneath the twinkling stars. Witnessing those joyous faces smeared with marshmallows and hands covered in dirt is a refreshing change from the confines of our tidy home. However, I’ve had my fill of sleepless nights filled with campfire chatter, waking up with a sore back, freezing in the early morning chill, and struggling with “one-minute pop-up tents” that take an eternity to set up.
This summer, we opted for a new approach: renting a 25-foot home on wheels, also known as an RV, for an eight-day expedition through the breathtaking Pacific Northwest. Here’s a recap of the top 15 lessons we learned during our RV escapade:
- Starting the RV for the First Time Is Terrifying.
As soon as we hit the gas, all our kitchenware began clattering around in the cupboards, creating a cacophony that left me wondering how I’d survive 192 hours on the road. Fortunately, we adapted quickly. Though I was constantly worried about dishes crashing down on us, most stayed put—except for that one time the fridge door swung open during a sharp turn, sending its contents sprawling. Thankfully, the wine survived! - Bathroom Fears Can Be Beneficial.
We were excited to have a bathroom on board, thinking it would cater to our needs. But then came the realization that we’d have to empty the waste tanks periodically. Using the RV toilet felt like using our kitchen one, so we made a pact to avoid it at all costs. Instead, we made pit stops at public restrooms across Oregon, yelling at the kids to hurry up and run whenever nature called. - Dumping Takes on a Whole New Meaning.
RV tanks are categorized into gas, fresh water, grey water, and black water. While grey water is just sink and shower runoff, black water is less pleasant. Those “Dumping Stations” aren’t for leaving behind waste; they’re for emptying tanks and refilling fresh water. We felt like superheroes the first time we tackled this task! - Showering Doesn’t Always Feel Clean.
Even though the water pressure was decent, showering in a cramped space right next to the toilet didn’t feel too refreshing. Still, it was a blessing to have our own shower rather than braving the communal ones that often resemble breeding grounds for athlete’s foot. - Even Cooking Can Be an Adventure.
With a full kitchen at our disposal, we thought we could prepare anything. But I learned the hard way that the hood fan is essential; neglecting it resulted in the smoke detector blaring and everyone in the RV park knowing I was a novice. It also became a juggling act with limited counter space, leading to several cooking disasters along the way. - A TV Malfunction Isn’t an Emergency.
Before departing, the staff assured us that the TV was user-friendly. But when we couldn’t get any channels, we called for assistance, only to find that the operator also struggled with her RV TV. Surprisingly, the kids survived a week without TV, with minimal complaints. - Thank Goodness for A/C and Heat.
Camping in the Pacific Northwest often meant freezing nights. This time, we could leave our wool hats behind and just enjoy the comfort of the RV’s heating system. We even needed the A/C a few nights—it was a true luxury! - Benadryl Became Our Best Friend.
When my son caught a cold, we were all up half the night listening to him sniffle. After a couple of sleepless nights, we resorted to Benadryl to help everyone get some rest, and let’s just say it became a staple for the remainder of the trip. - The Slow Lane Is a Blessing.
Traveling at 70 mph felt terrifying with our belongings rattling around. The slow lane became our favorite, allowing us to avoid the chaos of merging lanes. - Moving Around While Driving Is Limited.
We imagined cooking and dancing in the RV while cruising, but every time someone got up, we ended up flopping around ungracefully. Surviving the journey took precedence over moving about. - Filling Up the Gas Tank Was Shocking.
In Oregon, full-service stations are the norm. When the attendant told us we owed $170, my heart dropped. However, with less than four tanks of gas used throughout the trip, it wasn’t as bad as I initially thought. - Understanding RV Parking Is Key.
Using the rearview mirrors while driving an RV is almost pointless—you can’t see a thing behind you! We quickly learned to avoid situations that required reversing, thus appreciating the long RV parking spots designed for our size. - U-Turns Are Not Your Friend.
Finding ourselves lost on a narrow road, we had to make an impromptu U-turn (thanks, Siri!). It felt like a prayer-worthy moment, hoping we wouldn’t slide off the road into the ravine. - Having Shelter Is Priceless.
When a thunderstorm hit Crater Lake National Park, we were cozy inside the RV, enjoying warm drinks while the storm raged outside. We realized how fortunate we were to have a solid shelter amid unpredictable weather. - We’re Already Excited for the Next Trip!
Despite my fears of calamity, everything went smoothly. We didn’t forget to retract the slide-out, didn’t damage the RV, and miraculously, we even didn’t leave any kids behind (okay, maybe just one for a brief moment). I can’t wait to see what our next adventure will hold!
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In summary, our RV adventure was filled with lessons, laughter, and a few unexpected surprises. We can’t wait for our next journey on the open road!
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