If you’re a parent, get ready to perk up. Netflix is on the hunt for someone to binge-watch kids’ shows and movies, and the best part? You can do it from anywhere! It’s like the universe has aligned perfectly for this moment.
The streaming giant recently announced an opening for a Kids Content Tagger. The role primarily involves categorizing children’s programming by age, theme, tone, storyline, character traits, and even the positive messages or cautionary content. The age range for this programming is from 0-12 years, making it a dream gig for any parent.
Qualifications Breakdown
Let’s break down the qualifications point-by-point and demonstrate why parents are the ultimate contenders for this position:
- Extensive Knowledge of Kids TV Shows and Movies
Let’s be honest: who knows more about kids’ programming than those of us who have been subjected to endless hours of it? My partner and I have practically developed a love-hate relationship with kid shows, sometimes even enjoying them ourselves! All those hours spent in front of Paw Patrol might just lead to a new career. What a time to be alive! - Professional Experience in Kids Entertainment or Media
I mean, does doing spot-on impressions of various Disney princesses count? I’ve wowed countless kiddos with my Ariel and Jasmine voices! Apparently, that’s not quite what they’re looking for. Too bad, right? - Passion for and Authentic Interest in Kids Television and Movies
Nothing screams passion like knowing every name of the trains in the Thomas the Tank Engine series. Bonus points if you can distinguish between steamies and diesels! - Comfort with Complex Categorization Systems
If you’ve ever tried to decipher what your preschooler means when they insist on rewatching that one Daniel Tiger episode (not the other one), you know this requirement is spot-on. Navigating the mind of a picky four-year-old is a whole skill set in itself. - Ability to Collaborate Harmoniously with Diverse Team Members
As a parent, you’re practically a pro at collaborating with dynamic personalities—especially if you can convince a sugar-high toddler to take a bath before midnight. This is no contest!
While the position is only for a year and requires just 15 hours a week, there’s still plenty of time for catching up on grown-up shows after your shift. Plus, you can do it all from your couch, with a glass of wine and popcorn. Sounds ideal, right?
So, Netflix, if you’re listening, we’re ready to accept compensation for our extensive experience and knowledge in this field. Hire us, pretty please!
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Summary
Netflix is hiring a Kids Content Tagger to binge-watch and categorize children’s shows and movies, and parents are the most qualified candidates for the job. With extensive knowledge of kid programming, passion for children’s media, and experience in navigating complex categorization systems, parents are ready to take on this dream gig from the comfort of their own homes.