Every year, I find myself dreaming of the sunny days of summer in the depths of winter. But as August rolls around, I inevitably feel a sense of relief that the season is winding down. While summer has its charm, there are a few things that can quickly wear thin. If you’re feeling a bit down about the approaching fall, here are some reasons I’m actually glad summer is almost over…
- Sunscreen Struggles: With three kids in the mix, slathering on sunscreen feels like a full-time job. The constant debate over which sunscreen to choose adds to the chaos. Natural options take forever to apply, and you start wondering if it actually works or if the chemical-laden alternatives are worse for your kids in the long run.
- Sand Everywhere: I adore the beach—it’s my happy place. But the sand that clings to us on the way home? Not so much. It ends up in the car, scattered throughout the house, and somehow infiltrates every snack we have. And no matter how many baths the kids take, that sandy residue always lingers in their hair.
- Pesky Mosquitoes: Not everyone has to battle mosquitoes, and if you’re one of the lucky ones, count your blessings! For those of us in the Midwest, they can be relentless, buzzing around and ruining what could be a pleasant evening. Even citronella candles seem to have no effect on these determined pests.
- Bee Panic: Our kids turn into tiny tornadoes of fear at the sight of bees, or even what they suspect might be bees. It’s comical since none of them have ever been stung! (To be fair, wasps can be intimidating—but I showed one who’s boss earlier this summer. Take that, nature!)
- Band-aid Bonanza: Summer seems to turn my kids into accident-prone little ninjas. Between scraped knees, splinters, and mosquito bites, I feel like I’m constantly restocking our Band-aid supply. I’m convinced that Band-aid companies thrive during these months!
- Daylight Dilemma: You’d think that shorter days would mean an easier time getting the kids to bed. Nope! They insist it’s not bedtime because “it’s still light out!” Plus, the endless summer activities stretch late into the evening, making bedtime battles feel never-ending.
- Podiatric Maintenance: At the start of summer, a fresh pedicure feels delightful. But come August, I’m ready to hide my feet away for the next nine months. The thrill quickly fades when you realize how much upkeep it requires!
- The Shaving Saga: Ah, the endless cycle of shaving. I’ve tried every hair removal method you can imagine, but I always revert back to good old shaving. Let’s be real—it’s nice to skip a day or two in the cooler months without worrying about scaring anyone but my partner.
- Laundry Explosion: You’d think summer would mean less laundry since everyone wears lighter clothing. But with all the swimming, park play, and sandy adventures, the laundry piles seem to multiply. I swear half of it is just towels!
- The Heat: I’m not a fan of sweating—mine or anyone else’s. Sure, it’s acceptable during a workout, but just existing in the heat? No thanks. Ideally, temperatures shouldn’t exceed 75 degrees without adequate humidity. Unless, of course, we’re at the beach, where I can justify a bit more heat.
So, as summer bids us farewell, I say good riddance to the sunscreen battles, the sand, and the endless laundry. I look forward to cooler days ahead.
But, hey summer, do come back in February. We can sip hot chocolate and reminisce about that time you cranked the humidity up to 75% when our air conditioner broke. Good times, indeed!
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Summary
As summer comes to a close, I reflect on the challenges of the season—sunscreen application, sand in every nook and cranny, and the never-ending battle against mosquitoes. From the chaos of summer activities to the endless laundry, I find myself welcoming the structure and cooler days of fall. It’s a bittersweet farewell, but I’m ready for the change!
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