Ever found yourself frazzled during a Target run, with kids in tears at the checkout and everyone needing a nap? Ever wondered if the cashier witnessed your chaotic moment? Well, if you need proof, look no further than the entertaining account of a new Target employee, who documented his first week on the job with such humor that it quickly went viral.
Tumblr user, “WittyCashier,” gives us an inside look at life behind the register with five days of keen observations and laugh-out-loud moments. His detailed recounting of customer encounters has taken off on Imgur, and for good reason. His notes are not only amusing but they also show a level of empathy that makes you appreciate the hard work of retail employees. You might even find yourself wishing he would pen a book about his retail adventures.
Let’s dive into his diary, day by day.
Day One
On Day One, he quickly learned that when you’re buying lingerie for your teenager, the cashier likely understands your struggle all too well. He also notices those crafty kitty litter coupons and the magical doggie stickers that quell toddler meltdowns just long enough to escape the store.
Day Two
Day Two introduced a new wave of bizarre events, including a rather unpleasant surprise in the baby aisle (not from a baby, mind you) and a rather peculiar light-bulb collector. A polite 3-year-old even made a solo purchase of a Spider-Man onesie, while college guys opted for spandex and makeup wipes. Because, why not?
Day Three
By Day Three, our brave cashier felt the sting of fewer stickers, blaming himself for the scarcity. He encountered an elderly woman stocking up on wine and an old man who seemed determined to get tipsy off Mountain Dew. Some savvy shoppers snagged discounted school supplies, and he couldn’t help but think they were straight out of a math problem.
Day Four
On Day Four, our narrator experienced a tiny power trip, playing judge on who would receive the store-wide 10% off sale. A tip for future shoppers: always be nice to the Target cashier, especially if you want to score a secret sale! He also found joy in watching kids handle their own transactions, a refreshing break from the eccentricities of adult customers.
Day Five
On the fifth day, he spotted a likely time traveler and an adorable old couple having a tickling contest (imagine the cuteness!). He also witnessed an individual purchasing an astonishing 36 pairs of underwear alongside 262 adult diapers. Talk about a shopping spree!
Working in retail can be monotonous, but this cashier’s knack for observing the quirks of his customers transforms mundane tasks into a fascinating study of human behavior. He’s mastered the art of finding humor and insight in everyday encounters, and here’s hoping he continues to share his observations from within the aisles of Target.
This article originally appeared on September 2, 2016, and highlights how a little laughter can make even the busiest retail environments feel a bit more human.
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Summary
A cashier’s humorous account of his first week at Target captures the quirky interactions and amusing incidents that happen behind the register. His observations highlight the joys and challenges of retail work, making for a relatable and entertaining read.