Welcome back to another round of Momfinitions, inspired by my recent brief escape and the joyous chaos of my beloved kids.
Parental Immunity
This phenomenon occurs when the more time you spend with your children, the more you adapt to their relentless antics. You know it’s true when one parent returns home after a long day and incredulously asks the other, “Are the kids always this challenging?”—only to be met with a blank stare. Yes, they absolutely are.
Parental Amnesia
This is that curious sensation of forgetting just how exasperating your little ones can be when you’re away from them. Symptoms might include gazing at old family photos wistfully during work meetings or impulsively shopping for trinkets like whistles and play-doh while you’re out of town. The only proven remedy? Coming back home.
Parental Stupidity
This term captures the struggle of not being able to relish your time away from the kids because you’re too busy longing for them.
Parental Inevitability
This is the bittersweet return home, when you find yourself, once again, yearning to escape the delightful madness of parenthood.
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In summary, parenting is a whirlwind of emotions, filled with moments of frustration, nostalgia, and the undeniable urge to escape—only to inevitably miss them the moment we do.
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