Let’s face it: pregnancy can be quite the challenge. Between weight gain, discomfort, and wild hormonal shifts, it can feel like you’ve transformed into a character from a sci-fi movie. However, amidst the chaos, there are some delightful perks that make the not-so-fun parts a tad easier to handle.
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A Constant State of Calm
Move over, Dalai Lama! This pregnancy has me floating in a blissful haze that I could only reach in the past with a glass (or three) of wine. Everything feels like it’s falling into place, and my usually frantic, control-freak self is surprisingly chill. Friends are baffled by my serenity, and honestly, so am I. Thanks, universe! (And see No. 8 for my newfound carefree attitude.) -
Prime Parking Spots
Who doesn’t love a closer parking spot? It’s a little slice of heaven when I can avoid the long trek and the inevitable thigh rub. Those “expecting mother” parking spaces are like finding an oasis in the middle of a desert, especially when the heat is on and I’m sweating like I just ran a marathon. -
Bathroom Line Priority
I never fully grasped the concept of “pregnancy privilege” until I found myself in dire need of a restroom at a gas station in the middle of nowhere. A kind stranger let me jump ahead in line because I was “with child.” The relief was indescribable, and I felt liberated. If there’s ever a time to embrace every moment of pregnancy, this is it! -
Faster Service at Restaurants
I can’t help but think that people might be a bit scared of pregnant women (and rightfully so!), but hey, I’m not complaining. Just the other day at our favorite diner, my waiter must have sensed my urgency and delivered my order faster than a speeding bullet—plus, he threw in a complimentary dessert! Expectant mothers deserve quick service, don’t you think? -
Guilt-Free Socializing Excuses
When it comes to dodging social gatherings, pregnancy is the ultimate excuse. Baptisms, kids’ parties, and “Dirty 30” bashes? No thanks! I thought being a new mom was a jackpot for excuses, but being pregnant has opened up a whole new level of loopholes. Sobriety means I’m no longer beholden to the kiddie party scene. -
Front Seat Privileges
Ever since I was little, I’ve claimed the front seat due to car sickness. Now, I have a legitimate reason to call dibs! No one wants to shove a pregnant woman in the back—especially when she’s armed with unpredictable hormones. It’s just safer for everyone involved. -
Housework Limitations
Even if I don’t have strict pregnancy restrictions, I’ve mastered the art of using my condition as an excuse for skipping out on chores. Back pain? Dizziness? Toxoplasmosis fears? All valid reasons to avoid bending over backward to do housework. My husband totally gets it—it’s for the baby’s health after all! -
Zero Fucks Given
It may sound harsh, but honestly, my perspective has shifted dramatically. As someone who usually worries about everything, I’ve found a liberating sense of indifference. My kid drank from a cup that was previously used for pee? Whatever. My husband forgot our anniversary? Not my concern right now. I even tried on clothes at Target without underwear—oops. I’m embracing this carefree attitude while it lasts!
In conclusion, while pregnancy presents its fair share of challenges, it also comes with some delightful perks that make the journey worthwhile. From unexpected kindnesses to newfound emotional freedom, it’s all part of the ride. For more insights on pregnancy and home insemination, check out this informative blog post here. If you’re considering starting your family, resources like this one are invaluable. And don’t miss this excellent resource for understanding the ins and outs of insemination.