Dear Swimwear Designers,
Let’s talk about women’s swimsuits—specifically, the glaring oversight regarding a certain anatomy that seems to be overlooked: my vagina.
When I refer to my vagina, I’m really talking about what grows in that vicinity: pubic hair. That unique hair is nothing like the fine fuzz on arms or the coarse strands on legs. Pubic hair has a life of its own. It doesn’t stick to societal norms or trends. It’s unapologetic.
Are you unaware of pubic hair? Unless you’re an innocent 7-year-old who hasn’t yet entered puberty, you must know it exists. Yet, looking at most swimsuits with those high-cut sides, it feels like you’ve presented women with a ridiculous dilemma: either hide it completely or let it fly free for all to see.
I’ve tried both options, and neither is satisfactory. I want new choices!
Please, no swimsuits with skirts. That’s an affront to my dignity. I was once a competitive swimmer and could conquer a pool in seconds. The physical demands of swimming, particularly the butterfly stroke, require more upper body strength than the entire fashion industry can muster.
Consider my self-respect. Yes, I’ve had two children who were each the size of a compact fridge at birth, which has led to some unfortunate bladder issues I won’t detail here. But I still have my pride! I love swimming, which involves jumping into deeper water and feeling the revitalizing rush of movement. I don’t need a swim “skirt” complicating things.
And calling it a “sarong”? That doesn’t improve the situation one bit.
I admit, I’m now a woman “of a certain age” who’s a bit like pubic hair—unfiltered. I’m tired of pretending to be hairless. Razors don’t work, and waxing? The pain is one thing, but the moral implications of spending money on that? No thanks! Yet, when I finally throw caution to the wind and buy one of your swimsuits, and the pubes make an appearance, I can’t even look others in the eye.
It’s not that I’m ashamed. (Okay, maybe just a little.) It’s the sheer panic of everyone around me, from my lovely neighbor Maria to that new mom I met at the park, staring at my nether region. The shock of seeing… well… that. Some may think, “Cover up!” while others might think, “Run for cover!” or even “What a bold choice!” Meanwhile, I’m left wondering what they’re thinking. What’s clear, though, is how obvious it is they’re looking straight at my lady bits.
In short, all I’m asking for is a swimsuit that respects my needs without going all granny-style on me. Just give me a little more coverage down there so I can swim freely without the choice between razor burn or embarrassment. Men get to do that, right? Oops, did I just say that out loud?
If you’re still not convinced by the demands of women, consider this: your potential market. Think of all the adult women who aren’t ready to don swimsuits with skirts. Trust me, it’s a vast audience.
Sincerely,
A Swimmer Seeking Coverage
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Summary
Women deserve better swimsuit designs that acknowledge and respect their bodies, particularly when it comes to pubic hair. The current options often leave women feeling exposed or uncomfortable. A call for more thoughtful swimwear that provides adequate coverage without sacrificing style is essential.