On a rather chilling Saturday, two friends, Jake Thompson and Alex Rivera, set out for a jog in Newark, Ohio, a place that has recently experienced a surge in clown sightings. Yes, you read that right—clown sightings are now a reality. If you’ve been fortunate enough to avoid this bizarre phenomenon, consider yourself lucky.
As Jake and Alex were chatting about the recent unsettling clown encounters, they approached a suspension bridge and encountered a truly terrifying sight (warning: some strong language). It’s time for the “Nope” dance, which goes a little something like this: we hold hands, and then I sprint away until I can’t run anymore.
Not too long ago, we wrote about clowns attempting to lure children into the woods in South Carolina. That was already alarming enough, but at least those clowns were just hanging out, waving, and offering candy. The clown in this video, however, takes it to a whole new level by sprinting after the joggers—knife in hand!
When it comes to an impending zombie apocalypse, one of the first things to consider is their speed—are they the slow-moving zombies from classic films or the rapid ones from modern horror? In the case of clowns, you might hope they’re just there to give you a fright with a creepy stare, not chasing you down at an impressive pace while wielding a weapon. Watching that clown turn around and chase after Jake and Alex was enough to send chills down my spine. I honestly feared I might never feel safe again.
Sure, it’s possible this video could be staged, but that doesn’t make it any less frightening. It’s the kind of nightmare fuel that sticks with you.
Enough with the clown antics already! We understand you’re meant to be scary, but please, stay out of the woods at 7:30 AM. If you insist on being there, at least remain stationary. And seriously, a knife seems excessive when a simple wave could send most of us running.
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In summary, the bizarre reality of clowns chasing joggers has taken the internet by storm, leaving many wondering just how far this trend can go. Let’s hope for a return to calmer days where we can jog without worrying about being pursued by a knife-wielding clown.