People often rave about the joys of having babies. Everyone loves to coo over those tiny, snuggly bundles of joy. I get it; babies are adorable, and I adored mine from the start. However, I have to admit—I’m not really a baby person. As my kids have grown, I’ve found that I enjoy their company more and more. While many might long for the days of baby giggles, I’m thrilled to be right here with my two teenagers. Here’s why:
- They’re Hilarious.
Their humor is on point, often filled with puns and sarcasm. I love when they make jokes that actually make me laugh out loud! - No More Kids’ Shows.
Thank goodness we’ve moved past shows like “Dora” and “Caillou.” I’ve had my fill of kid’s programming that drove me nuts. - They Sleep In.
Teenagers can sleep until noon, which means I get to catch some extra z’s—pure bliss! - Independence in Dressing and Feeding.
No more struggling to get them dressed or fed; they’re fully capable now, and it’s a relief. - They Actually Help with Chores.
Unlike the preschooler who helped wash a car with a rock, my teens unload the dishwasher, do laundry, and even mow the lawn! - No Diaper Bags Required.
Gone are the days of packing all the essentials for a day out. I’m free from the burden of carrying diapers and wipes. - Quick Errands.
A trip to the store is now just that—quick! No more potty breaks or meltdowns over toys. Sometimes we even split the grocery list! - Bathroom Independence.
I no longer have to assist them in the bathroom. What a relief! - They Handle Their Own Illnesses.
No more catching vomit in my hands! Just the other night, when my son felt sick, he managed on his own. Talk about a proud moment! - Packing Their Own Bags.
They can pack for trips themselves, and if they forget something, it’s a great life lesson. One of my kids once forgot underwear—awkward, but they learned! - Sarcasm is Their Second Language.
They not only understand sarcasm, they deliver it like pros. It’s like they speak my native tongue! - Deep Conversations.
We can dive into discussions on everything from politics to the universe. Their perspectives are fascinating. - Showering Alone.
No more chasing slippery toddlers around the bathroom. They can shower by themselves now! - More Sleep Time.
Seriously, I can’t emphasize enough how wonderful it is to have some extra sleep thanks to their late mornings. - No More Last-Minute Diaper Explosions.
I can’t tell you how many times I rushed out the door only to be hit with an emergency. That’s a thing of the past! - Movies are Enjoyable Again.
I can finally watch movies I actually like, and with my teens, it’s a fun outing for everyone! - Bathroom Privacy.
I can use the bathroom without an audience or awkward questions. Finally, some peace! - Movies for All Ages!
I’ve been able to see films I want to watch with my daughter. The last year has been full of great movie outings! - Cursing is Back on the Menu.
I’ve traded in my G-rated phrases for more expressive language, and it feels good!
Honestly, I think my dining room could be a reality show with all the laughs and conversations we share.
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In summary, the teen years bring so much joy and independence, making parenting a delightful experience.