As the school year kicks off, I find myself knee-deep in lunch box labeling, paperwork signing, and searching for shoes that actually fit my little one. It’s that time again: the preschool season. Honestly, as the preparations pile up, I can’t help but feel a twinge of anxiety about the responsibilities looming ahead. Room Mom duties, holiday party planning, staff breakfasts, and requests for class supplies are all just around the corner, and I am not ready for it.
Last year’s experience taught me that I’m not the best when it comes to preschool teacher gifts (who knew I was supposed to bring gifts for Valentine’s Day?). But as those nerves kicked in, I had a revelation fueled by caffeine. This year, I’m drawing a line in the sand. I refuse to let preschool activities become just another item on my never-ending to-do list. While I cherish watching my child grow, learn, and achieve milestones, I also recognize the importance of keeping things light and fun. After all, it’s just preschool! So, here’s what I’m saying “no” to this year:
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Back-to-School Teacher Gifts
I learned my lesson last year, and while I’m ready for all the holiday gifts for teachers, administrators, and aides, I just can’t bring myself to do a “Welcome Back” gift. We haven’t even begun the year yet! I promise to bring a Target gift card when my kid starts potty training and will try to remember all the teachers’ birthdays, but a back-to-school gift is simply not happening. I know other moms will come up with the perfect token to convey, “I hope my child doesn’t drive you crazy this year,” but I need that mental space for planning a thoughtful St. Patrick’s Day gift that’s not alcohol-related. -
Keeping Every Piece of Artwork
Ah, the art! I adore when my son creates masterpieces, and we all celebrate his creativity. But what happens next? Do I keep everything? My storage isn’t endless. This year, after the initial praise, I’m going to discreetly toss some of the preschool art. I’m not heartless—I’ll certainly keep the standout pieces (cotton ball sheep, I see you). However, a simple coloring page with a few scribbles just won’t make the cut this time. -
Gourmet Lunches
Last year, I witnessed another mom pulling out a bento box lunch that looked like something from a culinary magazine. Meanwhile, my attempts at lunch packing could hardly compete. I spent way too long crafting elaborate meals that ended up barely touched. This year, it’s back to basics with some Goldfish crackers, mini muffins, and raisins. Simple and effective. -
Attending Carnival Day (on a Saturday)
Dear School, I genuinely appreciate all you do, but let’s be real: organizing a family outing to school on a Saturday is just not feasible. If I’m honest, I can think of a million other ways to spend a Saturday than wrangling my child around a parking lot full of games. If I promise to celebrate fall with a hay bale and a pumpkin from the grocery store, can we skip this one? -
Theme Days of Any Kind
If there’s a requirement for a special outfit, a unique snack, or any sort of “homework,” count us out. He’s just 2 years old and mainly interested in the playground, not in participating in “celebrate our home state week.” -
Parent Mass Email Chains
I want to stay updated on essential information, but I’m not interested in buying Tupperware, candles, or leggings just because our kids are in the same class. Trust me, I already have enough friends trying to sell me that stuff on Facebook. So, I’ll just go ahead and delete those mass emails and remove myself from the chain.
Cheers to a new school year! I’ll see you around, just not at Carnival Day, holiday party prep, or any candle-selling events. For more tips on navigating parenting and home insemination, check out some great resources like Kindbody for insightful articles.
Summary
As the preschool year begins, this mom is setting boundaries by saying ‘no’ to back-to-school teacher gifts, keeping every piece of art, gourmet lunches, attending Saturday events, theme days, and mass email chains. Instead, she aims to keep things simple and fun, reminding other parents that preschool should be a joyful experience without unnecessary pressure.