Hey there, my lovely kiddos! Lately, I’ve caught myself sounding a bit more like a drill sergeant than the fun mom you all know and love. Every morning, it’s the same drill: “Brush your teeth!” “Pack your lunch!” “Can you please put on some clothes already?” And let’s not forget the ever-popular, “Don’t forget your deodorant—we don’t want you smelling like a gym bag!”
I know my voice can be a bit loud, especially when I’m trying to talk with your dad about the latest news while also keeping the chaos at bay. It seems like I’ve transformed into that stereotypical mom we see on TV, the one everyone loves to blame for everything. I’m the one saying, “Clean your room before you go out!” and “Seriously, pick up those Legos, like, now!”
I’ve heard from you all that I’m the mean mom while Dad is the nice one. Honestly, that doesn’t bother me one bit. It’s part of my role, one I embraced almost 18 years ago when I decided to stay home with you all. Your dad works long hours, and I’m the one here, day after day, making sure everything runs smoothly. Sure, I have to lay down the law, but I also have the joy of witnessing you grow up, which is a blessing.
However, your recent complaints about my “Mean Mom” persona have made me reconsider. I do miss my cheerful self, so I thought I’d drop you a note to explain how we can bring back “Fun Mom” more often.
Understanding Your Feelings
First off, I totally understand if you’re upset with me. The world can be rough, and everyone needs a safe target for their frustrations. I’m okay with being that target, but just remember to keep it civil. If you want to express your feelings, try something like this: “Dear Mother, the rule against giving my brother a hard time for accidentally ruining my prized CD collection seems quite unfair. I’m feeling very frustrated and need some time to cool off in my room.” If you can communicate like that, I promise to return the favor, and you might find yourself grounded a little less.
Simple Guidelines for a Happier Home
Also, when I ask you to do something, please do it the first time. I know you’re teens and preteens, and being a little difficult is part of the deal. But if you want a nicer mom, try being a nicer kid!
I’m all for you helping yourselves to snacks, but if I walk into the kitchen and it looks like a tornado hit, don’t be surprised if I raise my voice a few octaves. And please, don’t say, “I was just about to clean it up; you came in too soon.”
Speaking of food, we should eat like civilized humans. If you refuse to do so, I will inevitably get annoyed. I might joke about how your great-grandmother just fainted in heaven watching you eat your pasta, but after that, it’s back to “Mean Mom” mode.
And for goodness’ sake, getting dressed, brushing your teeth, and washing up before school isn’t a surprise. If you don’t want me yelling in the mornings, please get ready on time. I manage to do it every day, even on little sleep!
If you follow these simple guidelines, I promise the nicer, less stressed-out mom you adore will return—at least after her morning coffee!
Sending all my love,
Mom
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Summary: This lighthearted letter from a mom to her kids addresses her recent transformation into a “mean mom,” while also expressing her desire to reconnect with her fun side. She outlines simple expectations for her kids to follow to restore harmony and happiness in their home life.