Dear Teachers,
First off, I want to express my appreciation. After an endlessly long summer filled with “I’m bored” on repeat and the struggle of managing wet swimsuits in scorching heat, I have a newfound respect for your hard work. Now that school is back in session, I’m going to be straightforward about what you can expect from my little ones.
Here are seven candid tips for navigating my delightful bunch:
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Food Preferences and Allergies
Let’s just say there are no food allergies to worry about here. My kids can handle whatever you offer. Sugar? Red dye? They won’t be affected. However, you might notice they suddenly need to sharpen their pencils or grab a drink the moment they sit down. -
Home Organization
I start the school year with energy and organization. Picture this: early bedtimes, wholesome breakfasts, and even a glittery apple-themed photo board. But come January, it’s a different story. I’ll be lucky to shove a Pop-Tart into their backpacks while racing out the door. So, if you could schedule any major projects for the beginning of the year, that would be a lifesaver. -
Lunch Packing
For the first few months, I’ll pack healthy, well-rounded lunches complete with notes of encouragement. But as the year progresses, expect PB&J sandwiches and fruit snacks to become the norm. When they protest about what’s in their lunch, I might just pull a PediaSure from the pantry! -
Homework Help
I genuinely try my best to assist with homework. I sign reading logs and help with math facts. Yet, despite my efforts, I often find unturned homework hiding in a cluttered backpack. The struggle to get them to focus is real, with constant requests for drinks or bathroom breaks. -
Grooming Standards
In the beginning, my kids will look sharp in their coordinated outfits, thanks to my organizational skills. But by spring, they will likely be rummaging through the laundry for clothes and may skip baths until a sniff test proves necessary. -
Picture Day and Special Events
I have to admit, I might forget about special days like Picture Day, despite the numerous reminders. If my child shows up in pajamas with duct-taped shoes, you’ll know why—our home organization hasn’t quite kept up! -
Classroom Mom Role
I’m not the ideal candidate for room mom. Crafting and managing children isn’t my strong suit, and I was thrilled when I learned that only store-bought snacks were allowed in class. My baking attempts often happen last minute, so expect store-bought goodies from me.
While I may not be the “Classroom Mom of the Year,” I promise that my family is supportive and understanding. I hope you’ll embrace spontaneity in the classroom—like letting kids design a town with building materials or enjoying some outdoor play. Those moments make lasting memories that my children will cherish.
By the end of the year, when you’re ready for summer break, I’ll be grateful for everything you’ve done for my child. Thank you for being such an important part of their education!