I have a soft spot for the Summer Olympics. The athletes truly amaze me; their dedication and hard work are nothing short of inspiring. Plus, I get to indulge in my admiration for beach volleyball star, Jenna Harper. Wait, you don’t know who Jenna Harper is? She’s the powerhouse dominating the women’s beach volleyball scene.
Jenna has also managed to juggle motherhood, welcoming little ones between her Olympic appearances, all while training and competing at a level that brings home the gold. In fact, she was five weeks pregnant when she clinched the gold in London! Meanwhile, I was merely battling morning sickness and binge-watching reality TV during my first trimester—not exactly making my country proud. Talk about impressive!
The Olympics symbolize unity and inspire the next generation, which I truly appreciate. While pondering which events to watch, my thoughts were interrupted by my kids’ loud, nonsensical demands. That’s when I started reflecting on my daily triumphs in motherhood—the feats I manage to pull off every single day.
You might think that mastering the uneven bars and executing perfect flips is a true talent—and it is. But let me tell you, when my toddler decided to ditch his diaper and make a mess on the floor, I leapt into action to save him from stepping in it and my dog from making it a snack. My reaction time? Olympic level.
What if there were a Mom Olympics? A Molympics? Picture the champions of multitasking going head-to-head! Just like Olympians who dig deep and endure grueling training, moms must maintain their composure and social skills, even after a night filled with temper tantrums and unexpected messes. Sounds like the same training to me! #Molympics, here we come!
Get ready, everyone. We’re diving into the Molympics!
- The Baby Toss – A timeless event—launch that baby as high as you can!
- 400-Meter Horse Ride – My little jockey demands I go full throttle.
- Airplane Routine – This one tests your focus and balance. Even the most practiced teams can falter sometimes.
- Diaper Wrestling – A full-contact event where competitors use every limb to pin down their squirmy contenders.
- 1-Mile Drag – The ultimate challenge occurs when you try to lure your children inside for nap time. This grueling event takes both physical and mental stamina—expect some biting!
- 800-Meter Stroller – Think of it as the bobsledding of parenting. I often shout “Cool Runnings!” as we navigate sharp turns.
- Maximum Grocery Bag Carry – Bring in all the groceries in one go, or face the consequences.
- 100-Meter Laundry Lift – The sheer amount of laundry a mom can carry up the stairs in one trip is truly godlike.
- Potty Training Hurdles – When you hear “I have to go potty,” that’s your starting gun. No obstacle is too great to get your child to the bathroom in time.
- Toy Cleanup Javelin Toss – Precision is key! It’s not always about speed; it’s about avoiding that dreaded trip to the toy chest for the umpteenth time.
- Bounce House Kegel Extreme – Jump in a bounce house with your kids and see how long you can hold it before you have an accident. Spoiler alert: it’s the shortest event of the Molympics.
- Wine Chug – An essential mom event, where the goal is to gulp down wine as quickly as possible, knowing you may not get another chance.
And just like that, you’ve won gold in the Molympics! What’s next on your agenda? I’m off to tackle everyone’s laundry, dig out dirty cups from under the couch, and vacuum up a mountain of dog hair!
What’s your favorite #Molympic event?
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In summary, the concept of the Molympics humorously highlights the daily challenges and triumphs of motherhood, showcasing the incredible multitasking abilities of moms through playful events that mirror Olympic-style competitions.