The Olympics captivate us, especially those of us with little ones we dream might achieve great things someday. After all, what else could motivate us to drag a cranky 6-year-old to 9 am gymnastics practice on a Saturday when we could be lounging at home, sipping coffee and scrolling through our phones? We may have set aside our own aspirations for glory, but now we have tiny versions of ourselves to project those dreams onto.
Let’s face it: every parent has that fleeting moment of hope that their child could someday snag a gold medal. Or at least qualify! It’s a long shot, but if anyone is destined to be a world-class athlete, why not your little star? That is, of course, if they can manage to stop tripping over their own shoelaces or figure out how to put on a bathing suit without a meltdown. The humorous parents of Twitter really get that kind of hope and the hilariously unrealistic expectations that come with it.
- So much potential.
Greatness takes many forms; just don’t forget to use non-toxic tub cleaner! - No competition.
Tantrums definitely qualify as a full-body workout. Maybe we should submit that for the 2018 games! - Quite the feast.
For a dad, uninterrupted time to enjoy a big hamburger is a real win. But I’d wager one of them looks better in a swimsuit! - Ummmm…
Hey, buddy! How about we do some Googling? - Accomplished AF.
Points for creativity! We all have our special skills. - Yayyyy!
At least he’s number one in something! - So close, though.
Perhaps by the 2024 Olympics, they’ll permit parents to assist poolside with these situations. Helicopter parenting, anyone? - Better stick to Minecraft.
Let’s be honest—it kinda is! - *clutches pearls*
Moms everywhere watching through splayed fingers, yelling, “BE CAREFUL, SWEETIE!” - We’ve got this!
Please add an event for chasing a diaper-free toddler who could poop any moment without spilling a drop of cabernet. Such skill and grace! - Sorry, my love.
Did you say something? Because I’m a bit distracted by those swimmer abs and shoulders… drool. - Fingers crossed.
The unfortunate truth? We won’t even earn a medal if they do achieve greatness.
This article was originally published on Aug. 11, 2016.
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In summary, the Olympics spark dreams and laughter among parents, as they juggle their little ones’ aspirations while navigating everyday parenting challenges.