For many couples, the journey of marriage includes some form of vows, expressed in front of a religious figure, a judge, or even a playful impersonation of Elvis. Some couples opt for personal vows, while others stick with traditional ones. We all recognize the classic commitments of love, support, and respect, which are undoubtedly essential for a thriving partnership. However, a successful marriage is also grounded in unspoken promises that help to strengthen the bond. For my partner and me, these silent commitments play a significant role in our relationship. Here’s a glimpse into the unspoken promises we cherish, as long as we both shall live:
- To never watch ahead on Netflix. If one of us succumbs to temptation, spoilers are off the table.
- To never toss my favorite bra in the dryer. Just as I respect his fancy razor by avoiding its use for shaving my legs—well, most of the time.
- To share the same dislikes. Bonding over mutual grievances—whether it’s that annoying person at work or occasionally the kids—builds unity.
- To stand united. No matter how misguided we might be, we always support each other, especially in front of the kids. Division only leads to their victory.
- To cheer for each other’s sports teams. I’ll stand by your side through wins and losses, though your fantasy league? That’s all you, dear—seriously, it’s not real.
- To always stock up on binge foods. My partner has a serious love for cereal, and even when he’s eating healthy, I make sure to have it on hand. He does the same for my favorite treat.
- To respect each other’s online shopping habits. Our policy? “Don’t ask, don’t tell,” whether it’s another workout DVD or yet another pair of shoes.
- To avoid keeping score, even when I’m clearly winning. And let’s be honest, I usually am.
- To embrace our ‘fluffy’ phases together. When one of us is feeling a bit heavier, we indulge together—sharing snacks and enjoying life.
- To let me brew the coffee. We both know who makes the better cup; you bake, I brew.
- To put my phone down during conversations. Nothing is more important than your words, even if it’s about fantasy football.
- To look away during less glamorous moments. When I’m putting on Spanx, it’s best if you avert your eyes. The same goes for your grooming sessions—let’s keep some mystery intact.
- To fill up my car with gas. I despise doing it, so I appreciate the effort you put into taking care of that for me.
- To always keep my glass full. Sometimes, after a long day, all I need is a little wine to unwind—just pour it, please.
- To never criticize each other’s families. Only I can speak about my relatives, and that goes for friends too—except for that one friend who keeps trying to pitch dubious investment schemes. We need to chat about him.
These “unspoken vows” have developed over years of trial and error, and they truly work for us. Remember, your spouse is not a mind reader, so clear communication and a sense of humor are vital in today’s world of quickie divorces. Want to explore more about home insemination? Check out our related posts at Home Insemination Kit and see what Make A Mom, an authority on the topic, has to offer. For those seeking vital information on pregnancy, this resource is a must-visit.
In summary, these unspoken promises help to foster understanding, love, and humor in our marriage, reinforcing the bond we share.