Pregnancy and breastfeeding can lead to a variety of changes in a woman’s body, and not all of them are pleasant. A funny video circulating on the Breastfeeding Mama Talk Facebook page, originally from the Polish blog SuperStyler, hilariously illustrates the life cycle of a mom’s breasts—from the youthful pre-baby days to the post-breastfeeding reality. While this may not reflect every woman’s experience, many of us can relate.
From Navel Oranges to Melons
First, we reminisce about those carefree pre-pregnancy years when our breasts resembled lovely, perky navel oranges. Ah, those were the days—but let’s not dwell on the past. Then comes the delightful surprise of early pregnancy, when your bosom takes on a new life of its own, growing fuller and rounder. You might find yourself investing in low-cut maternity clothes to flaunt your new assets.
The Nursing Phase
However, as the nursing phase begins, things can get a little tricky. For some moms, it’s not all even. I was one of those moms whose baby preferred nursing on just one side, leaving me with one breast resembling a giant melon and the other more like a sad B-cup avocado. It can be quite the sight!
The Post-Baby Reality
And then, we reach the end of the journey, which can sometimes bring tears. For those wondering about their post-baby breast fate, I can assure you that while I sported empty banana peels for a while after nursing, they did eventually bounce back—almost to normal. It is what it is, ladies. We make the best of what we have left, and for everything else, there are push-up bras.
Of course, not every mom experiences this rollercoaster; some lucky women escape the dreaded “Lopsy Breast” and return to their pre-baby shape with ease. But for those of us who don’t, it helps to share a laugh since there’s little we can do to avoid the inevitable. And despite knowing the less-than-ideal aftermath, we wouldn’t change a thing.
Further Reading
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Summary
This humorous video captures the ups and downs of breast changes after having babies, resonating with many moms who can relate to the journey from pre-pregnancy confidence to post-nursing realities. While experiences vary, the laughter shared over these changes helps us embrace the journey.