The 10 Little White Lies I Tell My Kids

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Lying isn’t exactly a virtue, yet as parents, we often find ourselves spinning tales to navigate the chaotic world of childhood. While we instill the importance of honesty in our children, we also indulge in harmless fibs that seem essential for maintaining our sanity. From the mythical figures of childhood to everyday bedtime negotiations, here are ten little white lies I frequently tell my kids:

  1. I’m almost finished. This little gem escapes my lips often. I might say I’m almost done preparing dinner, although the meal is still a good 30 minutes away from being ready. When it comes to brushing my daughter’s hair, I assure her I’m almost done, even though her curly locks will keep us occupied for a while. And yes, I know you want to keep playing during your bath, but I’m almost done (even though I’ve just begun) tackling the sticky mess that is your body.
  2. Dinner is delicious! Truth be told, my culinary skills may not have shone tonight. That broccoli? Overcooked while I was distracted wrestling with your shirt. And as for that recipe hailed as “World’s Best Chicken”? Let’s just say those who pinned it are probably not the best judges of taste.
  3. We’ll hit the park later. This usually translates to much later—possibly tomorrow or even next week. There’s a good chance your dad will take you, allowing me a chance to catch up on sleep or binge-watch another episode of my current guilty pleasure.
  4. I don’t mind sharing my food. Of course not! It’s not like I ever have a moment to eat without interruptions. I’ll just wait until you’re off to college to enjoy a meal in peace.
  5. What an incredible drawing! I often find myself marveling at your artistic endeavors, whether it’s a stick figure or what might be a walrus playing basketball in space. The enthusiasm is there, even if I’m struggling to decode the masterpiece.
  6. I love bathtime with you! What could possibly be more delightful than getting splashed repeatedly? The joy of having your bath toys squirted in my eyes is truly unmatched. And yes, please continue to poke my belly button while giggling at my stretch marks; it’s a blast!
  7. All the candy is gone. Except, of course, for the secret stash of Reese’s Minis hidden away in the pantry. Those are definitely off-limits to you!
  8. Mommy’s going to bed, too. In reality, I’m just starting my evening routine of cleaning, folding laundry, and planning meals. If I leave the lights on, you’ll know I’m still awake, and my cover will be blown.
  9. I have no idea where your favorite toy is. It’s definitely not tucked away in the closet behind boxes of clothes that you’ve outgrown. I swear it’s on a top-secret mission, far away from my cleaning duties.
  10. The TV is taking a nap. More accurately, I discreetly turned it off when you weren’t looking because I simply couldn’t stand another round of Daniel Tiger discussing his emotions. It was all becoming a bit too real!

When I eventually meet St. Peter at the pearly gates, I can only imagine the explanations I’ll owe him. Hopefully, he appreciates a good Reese’s as much as I do.

For more parenting insights, check out this post on the truths of parenthood. And if you’re considering a home insemination option, Cryobaby offers reliable kits to help you in your journey. For further information on pregnancy and home insemination, the CDC is an excellent resource.

In summary, while honesty is a virtue, the little white lies we tell as parents often help us navigate the trials of raising children with a sense of humor and grace.


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