Chardonnay Go: A Mom’s Take on Pokémon Go

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With the buzz surrounding Pokémon Go, I must confess that I’m still a bit lost about what it actually is. Honestly, I’m just a hop away from saying I won’t use the ATM because I “don’t trust it” and calling anyone younger than me “those wild kids.” Enter blogger Sarah Bennett, who has created a hilarious twist on the game that many moms can get behind: Chardonnay Go. Instead of hunting down elusive creatures like Pidgeys (whatever those are), this game lets you race around your neighborhood “catching” glasses of wine.

“Did you know there’s an app for moms called Chardonnay Go? You can actually find glasses of chardonnay hidden throughout your community!” Sarah exclaims as she dashes out the door. “There’s even one really close to my place right now!” With uncontainable excitement, she weaves through the streets, on the lookout for her next glass of chardonnay, even bumping into people along the way. You have to admit, there’s a tangible reward here. If we can grasp the idea of countless individuals chasing after Pokémons, then surely we can appreciate the appeal of a wine-fueled adventure.

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In summary, Sarah Bennett’s Chardonnay Go offers a humorous and relatable alternative to Pokémon Go for moms, encouraging them to explore their neighborhoods in pursuit of delightful glasses of wine instead of imaginary creatures.

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