18 Ways Parenting Made Me Uncool

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Let’s face it, keeping up with the latest trends as a parent is no easy feat. As your focus shifts from what’s trending to cleaning up messes and managing daily chaos, it’s easy to feel like you’ve slipped into uncool territory. I work on a university campus, and I often hear people suggesting I “get with the times”—and honestly, they might be right. Here’s a lighthearted look at how my role as a parent has turned me into a bit of a nerd.

  1. I might not grasp Snapchat, but I can tackle my kid’s Common Core math homework.
  2. I’ve never seen a single episode of Orange Is the New Black, yet I can rattle off all the characters from Curious George.
  3. My version of an entourage? Minions, of course.
  4. I can’t name a single Kardashian, but I can list numerous dinosaurs.
  5. While I don’t sport Beats headphones, my KitchenAid mixer is pretty impressive.
  6. I know way more about My Little Pony: Equestria Girls than I do about the One Direction breakup.
  7. I have a vague idea of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s divorce but can talk endlessly about Minecraft.
  8. Ask me about the change from Steve to Joe on Blue’s Clues, but don’t even mention Donald Trump.
  9. I find myself consuming more leftover bread crusts than organic smoothies.
  10. I might not sip iced coffee from a mason jar (kids + glass = disaster), but I can one-hand a sippy cup fill like a pro.
  11. I haven’t heard Kanye West’s latest track, but I know all the lyrics to “Let It Go.”
  12. I can manage a selfie, but finding the right angle to hide the kid boogers on my shirt? That’s a challenge.
  13. I know Uber exists, but I’m aware their drivers don’t have car seats.
  14. My iPhone 6 is mostly deactivated by my toddler, so I’m not up-to-date on apps.
  15. For me, Netflix and Chill is just putting on Care Bears & Cousins so I can enjoy a moment of peace.
  16. I haven’t tuned into The Walking Dead, but I can dominate at Plants vs. Zombies.
  17. I may not understand the terms low key, major key, and lit, but I can fluently speak in puppy, dolphin, and princess languages.
  18. My knowledge of popular music comes courtesy of Yo Gabba Gabba! and Minecraft mixes.

While I might feel a bit out of the loop, I believe this shift in priorities isn’t a bad thing. Pop culture is always changing, but the joys and challenges of being a parent remain constant. And honestly, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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In summary, while parenting might leave you feeling a little out of touch with pop culture, embracing this journey brings its own unique joys and experiences that far outweigh any fleeting trends.

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