Dear Little One,

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I thought you would be a breeze, but oh, how wrong I was! From the moment I saw that positive test, I was convinced I could handle it all. After all, I had two little ones already — I was practically a pro. Diapers? Easy peasy. They even called me the Baby Whisperer!

But from day one, you decided to challenge that notion. I believed I had learned my lesson after my first two pregnancies. I vowed to manage my weight this time, but it was nearly impossible with two toddlers running around. I can’t tell you how many half-eaten snacks I had to finish just to avoid waste. You might not remember, but those peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were quite the addition to my diet while you were growing.

Oh, the Day You Were Born!

I naively thought it would be a piece of cake since I had already been through labor twice. I was in for a rude awakening. The contractions felt like a marathon, and I quickly realized that labor doesn’t magically get easier with experience.

Once we got home, I envisioned a peaceful routine filled with naptime and restful nights. But you had other plans. You came equipped with colic! Your screams echoed through the house, waking your siblings and turning our home into a chaotic circus. There’s no resting when you have two toddlers and a baby at the same time.

Breastfeeding Challenges

Breastfeeding? Oh, that took us three long months to figure out. My body had a mind of its own, and every time I attempted to nurse, it felt like a slapstick comedy with my milk spraying everywhere. To add insult to injury, you were allergic to dairy, which meant I had to cut out all the delicious foods I loved. Just when I thought I had it tough, your brother managed to crank the breast pump to an absurd level during one of my attempts, and I still cringe thinking about it!

Potty Training Adventures

And then there was potty training. I assumed you would be eager to use the toilet like your siblings, but you found it much more entertaining to remove your diaper and create a mess. I think I witnessed you having a love affair with the floor more than once.

The Terrible Twos

As you grew, your temper tantrums made their appearance. You were determined to express your feelings, and I had a tiny tornado on my hands, throwing everything in sight. I can now confidently add “sheetrock repair” to my list of skills.

Did I set my hopes too high? Perhaps. Bringing you into our lives has been a whirlwind, and it’s a transition I underestimated. But through all the challenges, you’ve taught me more than I ever expected and loved me fiercely in return. For that, my dear third child, I embrace the chaos — even if I’m still mourning my lost dairy!

Let’s go grab some grilled cheese and ice cream together soon.

Much love,
Mama

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Summary

This heartfelt letter humorously recounts the challenges faced by a mother with her third child, sharing insights on pregnancy, labor, and the joys and struggles of parenting. Through the chaos and unexpected hurdles, she reflects on the love and lessons learned along the way.

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