Even though we don’t chat every single day, you’re always on my mind. Those little reminders—our inside jokes and shared experiences—keep our bond strong. Here are a few thoughts that I want to share with you.
- The moment I met you, everything changed for the better. You’re stuck with me for life, and I couldn’t be more grateful to have you as my best friend.
- When I’m tipsy and declare my love for you, it’s not just the drinks talking. I genuinely love you that much.
- I promise to always tell you if you have spinach stuck in your teeth or toilet paper trailing behind you. I might snap a pic first, but rest assured, I’ll let you know.
- Your secrets are safe with me—not just because you have plenty of dirt on me, but because I value our friendship.
- Feel free to use my bathroom anytime. Seriously, no shame here!
- I know my kids will reach out to you when they need help because you’ll always be there for them and love them no matter what—and you keep me calm, too.
- My husband may snore like a chainsaw, but I’ll gladly leap out of bed in the middle of the night for a text from you.
- I treasure our “No Judgment” policy—except when it comes to trying on jeans. We’ve got to look good!
- No one makes me laugh quite like you do. You’re my favorite reason to laugh so hard I nearly pee myself.
- I promise to always give you the last French fry.
- I adore you more than coffee and wine, but I hope I never have to prove it!
- I always have your back, and I’m prepared with emergency supplies like tampons, mints, lip gloss, and an escape plan.
- I’d choose a vacation with you over a trip with my family any day.
- Life has thrown us some curveballs, but I’m grateful we have each other to navigate the tough times.
- Thank you for talking me out of that regrettable tattoo.
- Your fights are my fights. Your enemies are mine. Your boycotts? Count me in! (But please don’t boycott bacon).
- You can always tell your husband those Amazon deliveries are mine—your secret is safe with me.
- You’re welcome to vent at my place any time, day or night. I have a cozy couch and a bottle of wine—or vodka, if needed.
- You’re so much like family that I don’t even bother cleaning my house when you visit (or myself, sometimes).
- I’ve lost track of whose turn it is to buy lunch, and honestly, I don’t care.
- Just give me “The Signal,” and I’ll find a way to rescue you from chatting with “That Person” at the party.
- No one else gets my special brand of crazy like you do. Even better, you wave your freak flag right alongside me.
- You know things my husband doesn’t even know—like my secret dreams, my phone passcode, and my real weight.
- I can’t wait to see what kind of mischief we’ll get into when we’re in the same retirement home.
- Clearly, we have a genuine friendship built on love, laughter, and respect. I trust you’ll delete my browser history when I’m gone.
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In summary, our friendship is a treasure that brings joy, laughter, and unwavering support. No matter what, we’ll always have each other’s backs through thick and thin.
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