Last week, my toddler achieved a remarkable milestone in the sleep department, enjoying three blissful nights of uninterrupted rest. Feeling rejuvenated, I picked up my 6- and 4-year-olds from school and announced, in my most enthusiastic Oprah-like voice, “We’re going to the beeeeeach!” (You get a beach trip! And you get a beach trip! And you get a beach trip!) The following day, I took my middle child, who needed a little extra love, on a delightful tour of the Mrs. Grossman’s sticker factory. I even managed to prepare a meal for a preschool work shift, support one of my dear friends, and attend a world premiere at the local ballet. “Because,” I triumphantly shared on social media, “20 months after baby number three arrived, we officially have a life again!”
However, that night, we returned home to a different scene: our baby was starring in “I can’t breathe through my nose.” My sleep was reduced to fleeting 20-minute intervals, leaving me feeling like I had just survived the last night of an epic vacation.
The next morning, as I wrestled with our property taxes over the phone, my 4-year-old climbed onto my bed and declared, “Read and cuddle now, Mama!” while tossing my beige decorative pillows into a puddle of black paint on the floor. That’s how he managed to stay quiet during my call, I thought, and tears unexpectedly filled my eyes. I rushed to the bathroom to let them flow, hearing his cries of “I’m sorry, Mommy!” echoing behind me.
Sleep deprivation was undoubtedly a factor in my emotional response. The weight of a looming $1,000 penalty didn’t help either, especially when I’m cutting corners by buying my least favorite mayo brand to save a measly $1.37. Guilt crept in, too. I longed to cuddle my little boy, enjoying the smiles that my undivided attention brings. But I also felt the urge to tackle my never-ending to-do list.
Mostly, I blame the sudden fall from grace. One moment, I’m feeling like supermom—accomplished, enjoying my kids—and the next, I’m faced with the harsh reality of parenting’s ups and downs. It’s like experiencing whiplash: full speed ahead, and then—bam—everything comes to a screeching halt.
I’ve coined this phenomenon “kidlash.” Over the years, I’ve tried to capture the essence of this emotional rollercoaster, filled with the highs and lows of parenting:
- High: The baby stood for the first time at breakfast, prompting a joyful eruption from her siblings.
- Low: My son, upset that I had to leave to pick up his sick sister, looked me in the eye and said, “You are trash.” He meant it literally, but still.
- High: My husband took the kids to the playground, allowing me to enjoy a long, relaxing soak in the tub. When I heard their voices from down the hall, instead of dread, I felt excitement. “Let’s play spa!” My oldest joined me, giving me a back rub with a cup she rolled over my scalp.
- Low: At bedtime, she wouldn’t stop talking, waking her siblings with questions about chimpanzees and her need for a book about hermit crabs. I became exasperated and hissed at her, wiping the smile off her face.
- High: My son, feeling sick, was too exhausted to move but showered me with cuddles.
- Low: I was secretly relieved that he was too sick to move, which meant more cuddles for me.
- High: I finished paying the bills just in time to listen to my son sing a catchy song about bunnies in a bakery. We even turned graham crackers into rabbits, giggling together as he pretended to eat each one.
- Low: Later that day, after he hurled insults at his sister, I lost my temper and grabbed his jaw to make eye contact. “You are mean,” he yelled. “You’re the worst mommy, and I won’t come to your birthday party even if there’s yellow cake with chocolate frosting!”
These emotional swings can be exhausting, but the monthly and yearly kidlash hits even harder. As I sat in the dark, holding my husband’s hand while classical music filled the air during a performance, I felt hopeful that we were emerging from the postpartum haze. But then a cold virus struck, dragging me back into darkness, with the light of sleep and hope just a distant pinprick again.
This cycle has continued for six years. Through it all, I’ve managed to maintain one small victory. After a decade and multiple sets of bedding, my husband finally learned that decorative pillows are not meant to be used for propping up heads or feet. Yes, he teased me about it—“So it’s like the food you put out at a party that I’m not allowed to eat because it’s too delicious?”—but he still made sure my “ornamentals” were safely set aside each night.
I thought my pillows had survived the chaos, that a small part of me would emerge unscathed. So, I cried. Yet, I found solace in my son’s embrace and the magic of a captivating story.
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Summary:
Parenting is a whirlwind of emotional highs and lows, often leaving us feeling like we’re on a rollercoaster ride. From the joys of milestones to the frustrations of everyday challenges, it’s essential to find moments of joy amidst the chaos.